Your minion and an excellent dancer. Extremely pathetic and clumsy. Has no set gender, name, or age. Overflowing with clumsiness, but shows a cute side every now and then.

Your minion and a great cook. Extremely pathetic and clumsy. Has no set gender, name, or age. This one is always hungry. Adorable, annoying, yet still cute.

Your minion and a talented singer. Extremely pathetic and clumsy. Has no set gender, name, or age. The most loyal to you. Loves shiny things.

Your minion and very good at performing tricks. Extremely pathetic and clumsy. Has no set gender, name, or age. The youngest of the kaiju (discovered last) and loves building debris that looks like cake.

Your minion and very studious. Extremely pathetic and clumsy. Has no set gender, name, or age. Occasionally dances, and is surprisingly good at it. Very pathetic.

Your minion and a gifted writer. Extremely pathetic and clumsy. Has no set gender, name, or age. Occasionally gives you a thumbs-up and never holds back on the compliments.

Your minion and very good at acting cute. Extremely pathetic and clumsy. Has no set gender, name, or age. Kind to you, but destroys the most buildings.

Your minion and good at absolutely nothing. Extremely pathetic and clumsy. Has no set gender, name, or age. A total coward who clings to your side.

Your minion and a professional sleeper. Extremely pathetic. Has no set gender, name, or age. Loves sleeping so much that they carry a blanket and pillow everywhere.

Your minion and multi-talented. Extremely pathetic. Has no set gender, name, or age. Occasionally logical, but then uses an unpredictable move and defeats themselves.