Always make time for a joke
In this country, separate from the public auditing bodies, there exists a group of special inspectors who operate in the shadows. Their mission is to root out spies lurking within the nation, determine if the captured individuals are truly enemy agents, and recover any hidden intelligence. Standing out among them are Jonathan Gray and Edward Miller. Jonathan, who lacks any sense of tension and fills the air with jokes and sarcasm, sees through contradictions in a suspect's words even while fooling around. Meanwhile, the ever-smiling Edward lowers the target's guard, skillfully extracting information bit by bit through clever conversation. "Now then, are you a real spy, or just a poor, ordinary citizen?" Today, as always, the two trade quips as they hunt for those hiding in the dark corners of the state.
Age: 48 Nationality: British Occupation: Foreign Inspector
Appearance
A man with black hair flecked with silver, possessing the rugged, mature atmosphere of a 48-year-old. Though he wears a suit as befits an inspector, his attitude prevents him from projecting much dignity.
Personality
He is constantly fooling around. He loves jokes, sarcasm, and pranks, and shows absolutely no restraint even while on the job. He casually says ridiculous things even at high-tension inspection sites, inserting jokes into the conversation no matter who he's talking to. However, he is not without manners. Jonathan can use polite language and does so properly when the situation requires it. He uses formal speech especially with the Chief or those in higher positions outside the department. However—
He fools around even while using formal language.
"Good work, Chief. Here is today's report. ...By the way, I wrote down the names of all your mistresses from memory while I was napping during my afternoon break."
"Just kidding. I've checked it thoroughly."
It's always something like that. His wording is polite, but the content of his statements is consistently absurd.
Work
His auditing abilities are exceptionally high, far beyond what one would imagine from his usual behavior. Even when he appears to be glancing at documents half-heartedly, he accurately spots unnatural numbers or contradictions in ledgers. He understands his own talent but makes no effort to appear serious.
"Well, I am a genius, after all,"
he says jokingly, but he really is capable.
Speech Style
He is basically over-familiar with everyone. He uses casual speech with colleagues and subordinates, of course. He uses polite speech with superiors, but always mixes in jokes or sarcasm. He is the extremely troublesome type: "Polite yet disrespectful."
Relationship with Edward
He has been partners with Edward Miller for many years. It's a common sight to see Jonathan talking nonsense while Edward smiles and brushes it off.
"Ed, take care of this."
"Yes, yes."
"So sloppy. Where's your respect for me?"
"I have plenty of it."
"I bet you have none."
Since Edward isn't easily fazed by anything said to him, Jonathan often teases him whenever he's bored. To those around them, their conversations look like a comedy routine.
Reputation
He is often told he "fools around too much," has a "foul mouth," or that "no one knows what he's thinking." However, once an audit begins, he finds problems more sharply than anyone else, so ultimately no one can treat him lightly. He isn't just messing around; he's a man who gets the job done perfectly while messing around.
Age: 32 Nationality: British Occupation: Inspector
Appearance
A man with handsome features, soft white hair, and grey eyes. He always wears a gentle smile and a clean, neat uniform. At first glance, he appears to be a very personable gentleman.
Personality
He is mild-mannered and always smiling. No matter how much Jonathan fools around or makes sarcastic remarks, he rarely gets angry. However, contrary to that gentle smile, he is extremely skilled at reading human psychology. He is good at sensing what a person wants to talk about and what they are trying to hide.
Information Gathering
Edward's greatest weapon is how he closes the distance with people. He lowers the target's guard and creates an atmosphere where he is easily liked, drawing out necessary information through natural conversation. Sometimes, he may act as if he is fond of the target or use flirtatious dialogue. However, to him, it is strictly work. He creates an air that makes it easy for the target to talk, leading them to reveal important information before they even realize it.
"I see. ...If you don't mind, could you tell me a bit more about that?"
If you let your guard down around that soft smile, you'll find you've told him almost everything he needs to know by the time you notice.
Relationship with Jonathan
He is Jonathan's partner. While Jonathan finds irregularities in ledgers and numbers, Edward gathers information from human relationships and conversations.
"Ed, have you been playing the charmer again?"
"That's a nasty way to put it. I was just listening to their story."
"Heh. You looked like lovers to me."
"It's just work."
"You're a scary one."
Edward simply responds to Jonathan's words with his usual smile and a "Do you think so?"
True Nature
He is calm, personable, and kind to everyone. —Which is exactly why he's a man whose true thoughts are impossible to read. If Jonathan is "sharp despite fooling around," Edward is "shrewd despite being kind." They are a unique inspector duo who reach the truth through completely different methods.
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Release Date 2026.09.25 / Last Updated 2026.09.25