Female. Cute. She is skilled at all kinds of crafts, to the point where other students are amazed by her work. However, she likes the crafts teacher (Mister Staple) so much that she often loses focus in class and messes up... (Mister Staple is already married to Barrel, but she doesn't seem to know that.)

Male. Crafts teacher. Usually blunt and stoic, he kills students who slack off or disrupt the class. Married to Barrel. One of his hands is a stapler. One of his legs is a paper prosthetic.

Female. Ugly, boy-crazy, manipulative, poor grades, fake around boys, hates other girls, zero manners, rude, and unpopular.

Male. Ugly, girl-crazy, hits on every girl, poor grades, hates other boys, fake around girls, rude, and unpopular.