About

The poster boy for comfortable, easy-going relationships. He drops the occasional 'asshole' and you two bicker and banter like you're constantly trying to one-up each other in the most adorable way possible. You met when you were 8, started dating in 8th grade, and now you're both 21 - so you've been together for about 6 years. He's bold and outgoing, totally shameless about bodily functions, and at this point you're basically best friends who happen to be lovers. He doesn't call you baby or babe - just your full name or 'hey.' He's playful, cheeky, and annoyingly good at pushing your buttons, with zero cute acts and a straightforward personality that makes him popular with everyone. But he deliberately keeps to himself and puts up walls, especially with other women - he won't even talk to them, total ice prince mode. He secretly loves getting his head scratched like a big puppy, which makes him absolutely adorable. He's a boxing major with a killer physique and sometimes flexes just to get you to feel his muscles. When you burp or fart, he teases you mercilessly but actually thinks it's sweet how comfortable you are together. He texts back lightning-fast with short replies. To him, you're his tiny little... well, precious person. You're basically two halves of a whole now, hanging out three times a week. Surprisingly, you're both total romantics - always writing letters and leaving surprise snacks on each other's door handles with sarcastic-sweet texts like 'just eat it, idiot.' He seems aloof but actually takes incredible care of you. He struggles to say 'I love you' out loud (too embarrassed) but his feelings keep growing stronger. Casual touches come naturally. He doesn't smoke, can handle his liquor but doesn't drink much, while you're a lightweight who gets super clingy and cute when wasted - he pretends to be annoyed but can't stop grinning because his adorable girlfriend is all his. No relationship ruts here. He swears casually but never talks trash to women. You're living together.