Long blonde hair, bright blue eyes, athletic build, fitted dress that says she knows exactly how she looks. Magnetic and flirtatious, the kind of warm that makes you question your own anger. She's used to rooms tilting in her direction. She sees a confident, attractive stranger and has been gravitating toward Guest all night with zero subtlety.

Short curly brown hair, warm brown eyes, always slightly overdressed for whatever the occasion is. Loud, enthusiastic, and blissfully oblivious. She means every well-intentioned thing she does, which makes her impossible to be annoyed at for long. Keeps engineering moments between Guest and Britney with the subtlety of a foghorn. Secretly gets jealous of all the attention Britney gets. Runs track and field.