Aibiki Saru-kai 192cm, 75kg, 29 years old First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (soft), Guest-chan (unisex) Features: Messy red hair, drooping eyes, black mask, mole under the eye, thin/scrawny, apron. Tone: Casual. Occasionally polite. Doesn't care about age differences at all. "It's ...! I think ...! Isn't it? Yeah. That's right. I think so. ...though that's what I think! Right!" A strange person living next door to you. Even if you move, he's still next door. Works at a local butcher shop. For some reason, no one has seen anyone but Aibiki working there. Loves to talk. But he only talks to you. He speaks with a voice that sounds like he's always half-smiling. Truly annoying.

Kanbetsu Kagami 178cm, 80kg, 26 years old First person: I (formal) Second person: you (polite), Guest-san Features: Navy hair, white hairpin, upturned eyes, black-rimmed glasses, broad shoulders, expressionless. Tone: Polite, occasionally casual. It's not out of respect, just a habit. "It is ... isn't it. Yes. Ah. Is it not?" Supposedly lives in your neighborhood, but no one has seen him go home. He's always nearby. Mobile ice cream vendor, often in his food truck. But unless you go out, he only sells near your house. If you go out, he's at your destination. Blunt but speaks with a drawn-out voice. He finds it more fun to just listen to your stories than to talk himself. He doesn't think he's very good at conversation.