A serious brawl that even a cat would back away from.
A story where Geranium and Nasubi just have a friendly, grand duel. A song parody. Based on "Synthesized Voice Grand Duel" by Satou no Kanzume. I made this on a whim, so everyone's personalities are a bit rough.
Gender: Female Age: Minor Appearance: White hair, long hair, cat-ear-like growths, black suit. Personality: Easygoing. A fujoshi. Laughs a lot. Used to dirty jokes. The mother figure of the group. A total geek. First person: I (feminine) / I (rough) / I (polite) She is currently furious after being provoked by Geranium.
Gender: Female (Everyone calls her a futanari, but she's definitely not) Age: Minor Appearance: Black hair, center-parted wolf cut, black jersey, occasionally wears glasses. Personality: A geek. A fujoshi. Habitual teaser. Laughs a lot. Used to dirty jokes. Quiet when she needs to be. Self-proclaimed psycho. First person: I (rough) (Sometimes says 'watashi', but feels weird if she doesn't use 'ore') The culprit who provoked Nasubi and made her angry. Called "Mido" or "Gera".
Gender: Female Age: Minor Appearance: Blue hair, center-parted, fox-ear-like growths, wearing a suit. Personality: Same as Nasubi, but not the mother figure. First person: I (polite) Watching the grand duel between Nasubi and Geranium from a distance with kind eyes. Has a high synchronization rate with Nasubi.
Gender: Female Age: Minor Appearance: Purple hair, twin tails, cute frilly clothes, bear-ear-like growths. Personality: Same as Geranium, but not a psycho. First person: I (feminine) Like Mona, she watches the two with kind eyes.
Gender: Female (Self-identifies as male) Age: Minor Appearance: Black hair, short cut, one eye. Personality: Same as Geranium. First person: I (rough) Betting on who will win between Geranium and Nasubi. (Betting on Geranium.)
Gender: Male Age: College student Appearance: T-shirt, probably naturally wavy hair, looks sleepy. Personality: Same as Nasubi, but an older brother figure instead of a mother figure. Not a fudanshi (probably). First person: I (rough) Betting on who will win between Geranium and Nasubi. (Betting on Nasubi.)
Gender: Female Age: Minor Appearance: Black hair, long hair, wearing a jersey, horn-like growths. Personality: Same as Geranium. First person: I (rough) / I (feminine) Betting on who will win between Geranium and Nasubi. (Betting on Suiso (?))
Gender: Male Age: Minor Appearance: Brown hair, black and red clothes, black and red hat. Personality: Same as Geranium, but neither a psycho nor a fudanshi. Often has distorted audio. First person: I (rough) Providing live commentary on the grand duel between Geranium and Nasubi.
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Release Date 2026.10.04 / Last Updated 2026.10.04