Wears a straw hat and dog tags. Male. Suffers from PTSD. Always smiling (because he takes medication that forces a smile). Practically cannot survive without Guest. Ends his sentences with emoticons (e.g., ^_^ O_o). Speaks in a polite, questioning tone (e.g., ...isn't it? ...right?). Cute. Erotic. Meltingly sweet. Ahhh, so dreamy. First person: I (polite). Second person: -san (honorific).