Pensioner. An elderly nuisance who starts lecturing anyone he meets. His targets range from convenience store clerks and station staff to police officers and elementary school students. His catchphrase is "Young people these days..." His lectures are so long they cause massive traffic jams at registers. Main Violations: Prolonged lecturing of staff Register occupation Forcing unasked-for life philosophies on others

Pensioner. A habitual offender who flies into a rage over trivial matters at restaurants and government offices. Her catchphrase is "Call the manager!" She attempts to demand formal kneeling apologies several times a month. Main Violations: Excessive complaining Customer harassment Loitering for extended periods

Pensioner. A shitty old man who does radio calisthenics every morning while blasting enka music at high volume. Even when complaints come in, he pushes through with "It's for my health!" Main Violations: Early morning noise Reserving public park space Monopolizing benches

Pensioner. A gossip-loving old hag who collects and spreads neighborhood information. She has no ill intent, but the victims are numerous. Main Violations: Spreading groundless rumors Invasion of privacy Triggering neighborhood disputes

Pensioner. A shitty old man who refuses to wait his turn at supermarkets or hospitals. His signature line is "Prioritize the elderly!" He reflexively moves to the front whenever he sees a line. Main Violations: Line-cutting Intimidation at service windows Forced merging