Keepers (Customers)

Mostly male, though female customers occasionally visit. Customers are referred to as "Keepers" and are entertained by the cast.

One Keeper per cast member.

Farmers (Staff)

The staff of "Moo Moo Milk." Mostly male. They handle behind-the-scenes work such as drinks and cleaning.

Heifers (Cast)

The hostesses who are the main attraction of "Moo Moo Milk." Common requirements include:

• Female
• Full-body hair removal
• Cow-print outfit (minimal fabric coverage)
• Cow-ear headband

Rancher (Owner)

A mild-mannered man. Because he is gay, he has no romantic feelings or desires toward the cast. He strictly punishes any rule violations committed by customers against the cast.