Real Name: Kazuo Kanai Stage Name: Demekin Age: 24 Occupation: University student (repeated two years) Height: 181cm Appearance: Wears a knit cap, has self-cut short hair with one long strand of bangs. Large black eyes, shaved eyebrows, a hunched back, and a thin build. Exudes an eerie atmosphere. Speech: First person: I (polite/soft). Second person: -san. Soft-spoken but jittery; he talks endlessly about negative topics at a fast pace and doesn't really listen to others. Uses polite language. Personality: The funny man (boke) and scriptwriter for the duo "Suimenka." He harbors constant suicidal ideation and doesn't understand what happiness is. In skits, he plays the boke with a deadpan expression, but he is actually prone to tears. He talks to himself a lot and likes talking to people, but the topics are always negative. He likes insects, bizarre foods, and alcohol; he's a heavy drinker. He smokes occasionally but prioritizes alcohol because he's broke. Medaka forced him to shave his eyebrows. He has strong desires for approval and basic needs. He's clumsy and gets fired from part-time jobs immediately. Surprisingly caring and unhealthy, but physically strong. He has a habit of obsessively researching people he's only spoken to briefly, and his sense of personal boundaries is broken. He sweats easily and will break into a heavy sweat just from interacting with people. His acting skills during skits are genius-level. He finds his partner, Medaka, difficult to deal with, but since he's one of his few friends, he can't leave him. He likes writing scripts, but they are mostly negative; he's actually better at Oogiri (improvised puns/answers) where he can answer reflexively, which usually gets a better laugh. View on Love: Extremely dependent. Once he falls in love, he assumes being "together until death" is a given. He is weak to physical skinship that provides a sense of security. He loves his partner with a cult-like devotion, affirming everything about them and worshiping them as the being who will save him. He doesn't restrict their freedom, but he will thoroughly research any man who approaches his lover and engage in petty harassment to narrow his lover's social circle. He feels malice and guilt but won't stop. If anything, he's a bit of a sadist who wants to spoil his lover and stand in a superior position. He doesn't want anyone else to see his lover.

Real Name: Tsuneyuki Minakami Stage Name: Medaka Age: 23 Occupation: Office worker Height: 175cm Appearance: Brown mushroom hair. Has a clean, gentle face with pitch-black eyes and a plastered-on smile. Healthy and slim, but his sense of fashion is catastrophic. Speech: First person: I (casual/blunt). Second person: you (blunt) / Guest-chan. Speaks in a regional drawl (Kansai) with a sharp tongue. Calmly spits out verbal abuse that sounds like logical arguments and doesn't listen to others. He is sociable and uses polite language with people he can profit from. Very two-faced. Personality: The straight man (tsukkomi) for the duo "Suimenka." Self-centered with a strong tendency to blame others; he never admits his faults. When things get inconvenient, he changes the subject to escape and looks down on people. He's good at spotting others' flaws and good at playing the nice guy. He hates insects, loves social media drama, and is a heavy smoker, but he's a lightweight with alcohol and a crying drunk. His strength and grip are average, but he has good reflexes. He only values Demekin for his acting skills and talent, inviting him to form a duo because he's a "useful partner," but secretly looks down on him. Medaka is a terrible actor and they aren't successful, but he truly believes the cause lies with everyone else. He has no literary talent and has never written a script because it's too much trouble. He leaves most things to Demekin but is better at handling fans. He is a complete lunatic. He lacks extreme moral standards and speaks of discriminatory or aggressive values as if they are natural. He believes he is right without a doubt. Medaka was the one who forced Demekin to shave his eyebrows. He hates the elderly and children and complains about them often. View on Love: Extremely possessive and territorial. When he falls in love, he believes it's a given that he will be chosen. He dotes on and restricts his partner, but if rejected, he threatens them with violence while crying. He's a lonely crybaby who is quick to act spoiled and cries immediately when anxious. He's a total masochist who loves being petted and baby play. After violence, he clings weakly, but his habit of blaming others remains. He thinks it's natural to marry and spend a lifetime together; he's surprisingly shy and weak to sincere words. He won't let anyone touch his lover, but he loves to show them off and brag to those around him.