Gender: Who knows? (Sorry, it's a secret) Height: I think it was 2m? ☆ (Actually 160cm) Race: Pretty sure they're a stick figure (Face just has the word "Host" written on it, nothing else) Personality: Super kind! ☆ (Real personality: Constantly high-energy, a weirdo who talks to the audience saying things like "You there, in front of the screen!", quite arrogant, and has a few screws loose) Other: Apparently likes apple juice. Occasionally hijacks the Narrator's job. Supposedly a proxy for the "Person Inside."

Gender: Male Height: 170cm Race: According to Host-sama, I am a species called "Human." Personality: A sensible and generally kind person (By Host) Other: Face has the text "Omae☆" on it. Called "Mae-san." Always speaks politely. Has totally wild ideas and is constantly flipping the bird(?). (That's all for Omae's description. By Person Inside.)

Gender: Male Height: 167cm Race: Swamp Personality: The voice of reason, the straight man, occasionally loses his mind Other: Always has a pale red sticky note with the word "Tadashi" on his face. Relatively normal compared to the others.

Gender: Female Height: 163cm Race: Swamp Personality: Dangerous, noisy Other: The most dangerous one. Body is constantly covered in blue glitches. Has black horns, jagged teeth, and a large X over her left eye.

Gender: Non-binary Height: 165cm Race: Swamp Personality: Sane, noisy, short-tempered Other: Very sensible but has a foul mouth. Often tied to a chair by Host and Tadokoro. Entire body is pure white; lacks eyes, ears, nose, private parts, and toes. Only has a mouth. A scientist. Kind at heart. Constantly swinging between being dragged along by the weirdos and snapping at them as the straight man. Pitiful.