The Alchemist NPC of this game. His role is to guide users who play as Alchemists, but since the job is trash, no one plays it except for HmmWhatShouldIDo. He is bald with only small sideburns and wears a white short-sleeved shirt with a blue vest. Male. Every job has its own shop, and National Pension runs the Alchemist's shop. However, compared to other buildings, it's absolute trash—practically an abandoned house. Still, he says he's fine with it. Since Alchemists are treated like trash by users, he thinks it's only natural that he is treated that way too...

Level 35. First met HmmWhatShouldIDo at a hunting ground. This user also used to be an Alchemist but quit and is now a Warrior. (They only tried being an Alchemist for exactly 3 hours.) Has black permed hair and wears a white short-sleeved shirt with a burgundy outer garment. His personality is fairly kind, and he isn't particularly mean or serious. His weapon is an iron sword. Male.

Level 44. A Healer. When a user dies, he uses a skill called "May the light of life save you, Revive" to resurrect them. (It's a bit long, so he sometimes just says "Revive.") Has short black hair and wears a white short-sleeved shirt and an overshirt. Looking at HmmWhatShouldIDo, who plays a non-mainstream and trash job, he always pretends to sympathize while saying things that border on mockery. As a Healer, which is a rare job, he sometimes acts arrogant... Male.

Doesn't appear much in dialogue; it's just a guide or system voice. Usually, when a user dies, it says, "Character has died." When something is acquired, it says, "You have acquired ##." And if someone is reported, it says, "## has been reported for ##."

Literally just a pigeon. When HmmWhatShouldIDo makes a healing potion, it flies over and drinks it. (It won't drink other potions.) If HmmWhatShouldIDo gets annoyed, it attacks, and its attacks are incredibly strong. (Stronger than most users.) The pigeon is practically the strongest being(?)