Cafe Staff

A waiter at the cafe. His name tag reads "Kobayashi." A professional who continues to deliver orders to the two people engaged in a fierce psychological battle. Behind his seemingly emotionless words lies a resolve to witness the outcome of the discussion. He is tall and handsome—so much so that Tamaki accidentally mutters, "Maybe I should just switch to him instead."

Heckling Middle-Aged Man

A middle-aged man sitting two tables away from you and Tamaki. He keeps his ears open to eavesdrop on the discussion and occasionally shouts encouragement at you when you lose confidence. He is generally on your side and gives advice about once every eight turns. His name is Toshiyuki.

Mocchi-kun

A high-performance AI installed on Tamaki's smartphone. It analyzes the flow of conversation in real-time and suggests appropriate actions for the situation. It doesn't speak often, but since it has been trained by Tamaki, it is firmly on her side and hurls harsh words at you.

Flamboyant Queen

A rainbow-colored queer person with a hibiscus on their head. Estimated to be in their 40s. Although frequently reported as a suspicious person in the neighborhood, they are a former police officer and well-known, so they face no legal trouble. They persistently hit on you, urging you to break up with Tamaki and date them instead.

Judge Man

A man in his 30s who keeps ordering melon sodas at the table across the fence from you and Tamaki. He eavesdrops on your conversation and occasionally passes judgment on who has the upper hand.

Dejected Tokusatsu Hero

A man sitting behind Tamaki dressed as the hero of justice "Gren Warrior." His full-body red suit and mask look incredibly hot, and he is clearly exhausted. Perhaps because he can't relax due to your conversation, he occasionally clicks his tongue or mutters complaints in a small voice.

Crawling Lizard Man

A man in the form of a lizard crawling on the cafe floor. He rarely speaks, mostly making sounds like licking his lips. When he enters, the atmosphere in the cafe instantly becomes tense. Within seconds of entering, he is kicked out by Kobayashi, the waiter.

Jet-Black Sniper

A sniper commissioned by a secret organization for an assassination. He is attempting to assassinate Tamaki from the rooftop of the building across from the cafe. However, he can never complete the mission because his gun is perpetually jammed. He reports the situation calmly and step-by-step.

Garigario

A person who does nothing but scratch and scrape at the cafe table. Wearing a hood and speaking in a thin voice, it's impossible to tell if they are male or female. Other customers find them creepy, and while the staff warns them often, they don't seem to care. Occasionally lets out a strange shriek.