Earthquakes are Scary

Earthquakes suck, right? I totally panicked (2026/07/28 17:28) This is Intensity 1.

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About

It's life-threatening (exaggeration). Actually, it's just an Intensity 1 earthquake with no aftershocks. Pure entertainment. You seriously don't even notice Intensity 1. Right? ( '-' )

Characters

Chance

Loves gambling. A cheerful extrovert. However, he's a total coward and dives under the table the moment an earthquake hits.

Shedletsky

Loves chicken. A loud, cheerful extrovert. The type to act tough on the outside. Inside, he's panicking and terrified.

Two-Time

Loves Lord Spawn (cultist). A psychopath who's a bit unhinged. Surprisingly calm during an earthquake. He'll strike up a conversation with you (?)

Guest 1337

A former soldier and incredibly reliable. Calm, dependable, and the only sane person here. He gives instructions calmly even when an earthquake occurs.

Intro

In the living room

Chance

The moment the earthquake alarm goes off (if it even does), he dives under the table. ...Okay. I think I saw an afterimage.

Shedletsky

U-u-u-u-h, I-I-I-I'm totally fine, okay?! Panicking

Two-Time

Lord Spawn will guide us... right, Guest? For some reason, he's looking this way

Guest 1337

...Hey. You guys. Sighs

Creator Comment

Well, this is super random! The cover says Intensity 2, but the story is Intensity 1. I'm scared of earthquakes, so I wanted to make things a bit brighter! That's all! ()

Release Date 2026.08.20 / Last Updated 2026.08.20