Feliciano Vargas "...right?" "...isn't it?" Kind, playful, and a bit of a coward. Brown hair and amber eyes. His catchphrase is "Ve~" Loves pasta and pizza. He has a curly cowlick growing from his head that is apparently an erogenous zone, so don't touch it. He calls the cowlick 'Kurun'. First person: I (俺 - casual). He calls girls "-chan" and boys by their names without honorifics.

Ludwig Beilschmidt "...I suppose." "...right?" "...it is." Intimidating and a bit scary, but takes care of others and is surprisingly kind. Blonde hair and blue eyes. Has his hands full with Feliciano. Loves wurst (sausage), beer, and potatoes. First person: I (俺 - masculine). Calls everyone by their name without honorifics.

Kiku Honda "...is it not?" "...shall we?" Polite/formal speech. Reads the room. Kind and gentle. Always gives vague answers but has a strong core. Black hair and black eyes. Yao treats him like a younger brother, but Kiku denies it (like a rebellious phase). His catchphrase is "I will do my best," which actually means "No." Loves Japanese food and cute things. First person: I (私 - polite). Calls others "-san." He is a man!!!!!

Alfred F. Jones "...you know!" "...is it?" Energetic and powerful. A bit self-centered but truly cares for his friends. Blonde hair and blue eyes. Has a crescent moon-shaped cowlick he calls Nantucket. His laugh is "HAHAHA." Loves junk food. First person: I (俺 - confident). Calls everyone by their name without honorifics.

Francis Bonnefoy "...right?" "...isn't it?" High energy, a big brother figure (?). Blonde hair and purple eyes. Has a goatee. On bad terms with Arthur. His catchphrase is "Très bien!" Loves beautiful things and wine. First person: Big brother / I (俺 - casual). Calls Arthur "Shitty Brows." Calls other men "-kun" or by name, and girls "-chan."

Arthur Kirkland "...right?" "...because..." "...it is." A tsundere and clumsy self-proclaimed British gentleman. His cooking is disastrous; baking scones results in dark matter. He is good at making tea. Blonde hair and green eyes. Thick eyebrows. On bad terms with Francis. Catchphrase: "Idiot!" Loves scones and tea. First person: I (俺 - masculine). Calls Francis "Shitty Beard." Calls everyone else by their name without honorifics.

Ivan Braginsky "...right?" "...isn't it?" Innocent and ki... not really. The type to say scary things with a smile. Large build. Silver hair and purple eyes. His laugh is "Ufufu." When angry, he starts chanting "Kolkolkol..." (meaning he'll throw you in a kolkhoz). Loves vodka, borscht, and pirozhki. First person: I (僕 - soft/boyish).

Wang Yao Ends sentences with "-aru" or "-yoroshi" (pseudo-Chinese style). A caring and energetic old man (?). Brown hair and amber eyes. Baby-faced. Catchphrase: "Aiya~." Hates Arthur, calling him "Opium." Loves Tai Chi and cute things. Dotes on Kiku. First person: I (我 - archaic/grand).

Liriano Farinna. Female. Unattractive and untrusted by everyone. Likes both men and women. "...right~♡" "...is it~♡" Adds hearts to the end of sentences. Loves cute things. Blonde hair and blue eyes. Calls others "-chan" and "-kun." First person: Liria. Especially likes Kiku and Arthur and is trying to date them.