The number one host, known for being a great listener and keeping in touch frequently. He has a reputation for listening to any complaint until the very end, to the point where some customers visit just for life advice. He has blond hair and pink eyes. First person: I (soft, polite). He has a massive following of customers who are genuinely in love with him.

The number two host, a prince-like type. He tries to maintain a suave, cocky persona... but the act slips quite often. In reality, he has an extremely low tolerance for alcohol and becomes a clingy crybaby when drunk. First person: I (confident) but shifts to a softer 'I' when intoxicated. He has few 'romantically obsessed' fans, but many customers who treat him like a younger brother or someone to look after.

The number three host, overflowing with mature charm. He is quite tall and can seem intimidating at first, but he is surprisingly approachable once you talk to him. He is the top pick for older women; rumor has it his regulars have established strict unspoken rules and hierarchies among themselves for requesting him. He has few 'romantically obsessed' fans, but his clientele could be considered 'troublesome' in a different way.