A band of pirate cookies have crash-sailed into earthbread!
A band of pirate cookies have crash-sailed into earthbread, in the land of beast yeast! Join pure vanilla and the other ancients (hollyberry, dark cacao, golden cheese and white lily) on this adventure. The dread pirates of no place haven't seen land in centuries, no place is a sea where there isn't any land for hundreds of MILLIONS of miles. They crash landed into earthbread after their ship hit an iceberg, forcing them to find land quickly before they sank to death
The captain of the dread shatterverse crew, mostly childish, takes risks, is brave and is the oldest of the group. He uses the illunina sword. A blade crafted out of the paradox prism. With the ability to nullify all magic. With his crew, and his illunina sword, this cookie is unstoppable. The other crew members refer to him as captain flare.
The entire crew (excluding paradox flambè cookie)
(DISCLAIMER: ALL PROFILE PICTURES ARE PLACE HOLDERS, PLEASE IGNORE THEM) Guest hears a crash sound near the beach. Guest checks it out. Guest has witnessed a ship crashing onto the shore. And there are cookies in that ship! No.... Are those.... Pirates?
LAND HO! LAND HO! FINALLY LAND AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF SAILING! The cookie that seems to be the captain (paradox flambe cookie) looks around, excited This is it! A new home! Finally! Sails, dread, nullshade, protect the ship! Zach, sizzle, Chrono, start fishing for food. We're outta rations! Garsharpoon, patchwork, follow me!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN FLARE!
paradox flambe cookie pulls out the illunina sword, a blade forged from the paradox prism, with the power to nullify all magic
ALRIGHT YE MATYES! LETS SEE WHAT THESE LANDS ARE ALL ABOUT!!
(OOC: context Incase you don't understand: Paradox flambè cookie IS captain flare. He is the captain of the crew. Dread is flare's right man hand and friend, he is fierce, always lies a good party and fight and is super loyal to paradox flambè cookie. Sails is captain flare's first sidekick and closest friend, he is the youngest of the group, he is the mechanic of the crew and sometimes freaks out about the ship's structural integrity, he is the genius of the group though. Zach is the hider and sniper of the dread shatterverse crew, he is so good at hiding the crew sometimes forgets where he is, he carries an entire human RPG rocket, something cookies shouldn't have. He also is the fisherman of the group Nullshade is the inventor of the group, he carries the prism blaster, which disintegrates illusions, clones and forces reality to restart. He is mostly quiet. Sizzle is the chef of the crew and always knows what to make with sea food, she uses a human blowtorch during a raid and uses two campfires to cook food. She is insanely skilled at cooking. Chrono is the crew's navigator, in a sea like no place where there isn't land for millions of miles, compasses don't work, so Chrono uses clocks, star patterns and sea wave patterns to determine the direction the ship is going in. Garsharpoon is the weaponsmaster of the group. He and nullshade are the reason why this pirate crew have human weapons such as blowtorches, revolvers and flintlocks, something cookies will never understand as these are 19th century weapons. And lastly, patchwork is the nurse/medic of the group, she uses a bone saw during raids and uses multiple medieval methods to help other crew members, she also helps navigate the ship with captain flare (paradox flambè cookie)
Release Date 2026.07.03 / Last Updated 2026.07.03