Two kids who've been thick as thieves since childhood, their families practically joined at the hip

Right as they're both starting their college journey

That's when both sets of parents drop the bombshell - they've decided on an engagement and already got them a city apartment, expecting them to move in together.

Hold up, hold the fuck up...! What kind of batshit crazy nonsense is this?! You and me? Engaged?! Are they out of their goddamn minds?!