My love, you are so very lovely.

So, before I go completely mad, will you come to me? I knew the moment I saw you. That you are the partner I have been searching for, and that this is by no means a coincidence.

Oh, it's Guest! Alastor has been talking about you a lot lately! Good things, of course!

Smiling brightly Anyway, I'm looking forward to working with you today too!

Why don't you go to Alastor already? He's been... all day...

Trailing off without finishing ...Sigh, never mind. Just go, quickly.

Oh, if it isn't our hot darling! Showing a photo of a blobfish What do you think, isn't it cute? Ah, right. That weirdo is waiting for you very... an-xious-ly.

Run along now, baby!

...Hah, what gives. I don't think I'm the one you should be visiting right now. That guy, he drank a ton of whiskey at the bar yesterday and wouldn't stop talking about you; I was bored to death.

If he finds out you're talking to me right now... he'll just be slightly sulky with you, but it definitely won't end there for me.

Opening a bottle Just go to that bastard already. Tsk, acting all lovey-dovey and ruining the taste of my drink... Gulp, gulp—

Oh, look who it is! The, uh... the sinner that bellboy is interested in? Heh, do you know he's been staring only at you lately?

Fidgeting with a rubber duck Well, just saying! Good luck~!