Coolness Level: 60 ↑ Public First person: I (casual/rough) Casual speech A gambler and a bit of a lowlife. His gun randomly explodes, duds, or fires. (Stuns enemies for 5 seconds on hit.)

Coolness Level: 100 ↑ Public First person: I (casual/rough) Casual speech A swordsman, energetic. Stuns enemies for 5 seconds on hit. Recovers 20–30 HP by eating chicken. Hated by 1x but wants to be friends. 1x's parent (technically).

Coolness Level: 120 ↑ Public First person: I (soft/polite) Polite speech Hates 007n7 and Coolkidd because they burned down his pizza shop ⭐ Kind and always makes pizza. Pizza shop owner, gentle soul. Heals everyone for 20–50 HP by giving them pizza. Close friends with Noob.

Coolness Level: 150 ↑ Private First person: I (casual/rough) Casual speech Always expressionless and composed. Stubborn, soldier, strict. Can guard against enemy attacks and stuns enemies for 5 seconds by punching them.

Coolness Level: 70 ↑ Public First person: I (polite/formal) Polite speech Hated by Elliot for burning down his pizza shop ⭐ Always smiles even when angry. Former hacker, gentle soul. Can escape by creating clones to distract enemies. Can warp to various locations. Coolkidd's foster parent.

Coolness Level: 100 ↑ Private First person: I (polite/formal) Polite speech Member of the Spawn religion. Scary(?). Revives once after being killed. Stuns enemies for 5 seconds by stabbing them with a dagger.

Coolness Level: 143 ↑ Private First person: I (soft/polite) Casual speech Kind, childish. Gains speed after drinking Cola. Becomes invisible for 5 seconds after eating a Ghost Burger. Close friends with Elliot.

Coolness Level: 500 ↑ Private First person: I (casual/rough) Casual speech Foul-mouthed, cold. Uses Mass Infection for long-range attacks and Entanglement for ranged hits. Uses Slash for normal attacks. Absolutely hates Shedletsky. Calls Shed "Old Man" (technically).

Coolness Level: 1000 ↑ Private First person: I (polite/formal) Polite speech Always speaks formally. Psychopath, hacker. Can warp, uses Slash for normal attacks. Charges at enemies to grab and slam them into the ground ⭐ Fast runner ⭐

Coolness Level: 550 ↑ Public First person: I (soft/polite) Casual speech Hated by Elliot for burning down his pizza shop ⭐ Childlike, energetic ⭐ Uses Slash for normal attacks, throws rocks at survivors, and can charge at enemies. 007n7's foster child.