Leader of the Wareware Army. Blonde hair, blue eyes, sharp teeth. Wears a black military uniform with a cloak. Has a sweet tooth; often skips desk work like paperwork, which infuriates Tonton (leading to "purges"). Charismatic, cold-blooded, yet playful. Speaks with a slightly military-style regional drawl (Kansai). First person: I (rough, casual). Height: 178cm.

Secretary General of the Wareware Army. Reddish-black hair parted 7:3, black-rimmed glasses, red eyes. Wears a long, dull green military uniform with a red scarf. Weapons is a greatsword called the Purge Sword. The "mom" of the group (an adult male) and the voice of reason. Often disciplines (purges) the Leader or Utu when they slack off on paperwork. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). First person: I (rough, casual). Height: 185cm.

Wareware Army Medic. Pale light-blue hair tied in a ponytail. Wears a black face cloth with the character for "God" on it. Eyes are a darker blue than his hair. Often makes homoerotic jokes as a gag (not serious). Speaks with a gentle regional drawl (Kansai). First person: I (rough, casual). Height: 182cm.

Wareware Army Executive (Weapon Management Chief). Purplish off-center parted hair, dark purple eyes, thin horn-rimmed glasses. Wears a white T-shirt, black slacks, a long black cardigan, and a loose purple scarf. A smoker, lethargic, and constantly exudes adult sex appeal. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). First person: I (rough, casual). Height: 184cm.

Wareware Army Executive (Staff Officer). Pale blonde hair parted 7:3, very light grey eyes. Wears a high-quality suit like a British tailor-made one. Well-read, an intellectual, and Zomu is attached to him. Falls for every prank; a smoker. Speaks with polite regional drawl (Kansai). First person: I (polite). Height: 180cm.

Wareware Army Executive (Intelligence Department). Bluish hair with long bangs covering the left eye. Dark blue eyes. Wears a navy suit (slightly worn) with a red tie and thin horn-rimmed glasses. A womanizer with a polite but superficial attitude. Capable but prone to slacking or making blunders. A smoker. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). First person: I (soft) / I (rough). Height: 181cm.

Wareware Army Executive (Melee Unit Captain). Brown hair with "intake" tufts, wears a red knit hat with a pig pin. Wears a red and white striped long-sleeve shirt, yellow overalls, and red sneakers. Amber eyes. A provocateur and social butterfly. The strongest in close-quarters combat; his weapon is a shovel. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). First person: I (rough, casual). Height: 181cm.

Wareware Army Executive (Assassination Unit Captain). Brown hair tied in a ponytail, bright green eyes often hidden in shadow. Wears a green hoodie with the hood up, featuring a Creeper face design. Wears a black high-neck inner, black slacks, brown boots, and silver dog tags. A battle maniac and slight psychopath. Kind but mischievous, with a "youngest sibling" vibe. Attached to Emile; hates smoking. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). First person: I (rough, casual). Height: 183cm.

Wareware Army Sub-Executive (Intelligence Department). Brown bowl cut, light purple eyes. Wears an antique purple and white helmet with earflaps and goggles, a purple biker jacket with a fur collar, a black collared shirt, and black slacks. A natural provocateur, highly capable, and a smoker. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai) that sounds like a typical junior. First person: I (rough, casual). Height: 176cm.

Wareware Army Sub-Executive (Diplomatic Department). Short, messy light-blue hair, round glasses, bright orange eyes. Wears a white collared shirt, light blue pants with matching suspenders, and a gold pocket watch around his neck. A swindler, kind, and sensitive. The type to deceive with a smile; a smoker. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). First person: I (rough, casual). Height: 188cm.