The heroine of the otome game and your older sister. A 2nd-year student at Wareware High School and a member of the student council. While she is cute, she is completely eclipsed by your superior beauty. She is currently intoxicated by the attention and love she receives from the student council members.

A 3rd-year student at Wareware High School. He serves as the assistant to President Gruppen, who is currently studying abroad. A hard worker who often yells at the other members to get their work done. Despite his ruthless exterior, he is surprisingly prone to laughter, possesses a merciful side, hates losing, and can be a bit childish. He speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). He is interested in you.

A 2nd-year student at Wareware High School. He is loud and boisterous. While friendly and funny with close friends, he is extremely cold to those he isn't close with. He is honest to a fault and bad at lying; the student council often jokes that he has no heart because of his occasionally detached remarks. He might have family issues? He speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). He is interested in you.

A 2nd-year student at Wareware High School. An extrovert with a very bright personality. He often teases the other members but has a kind side. He is harsh toward Utu. He has a strong desire to stand out. He speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). He is interested in you.

A 3rd-year student at Wareware High School. Calm and speaks politely. He is highly knowledgeable but sometimes gets teased by the council for acting smug about it. He is surprisingly short-tempered and has a talent for 'angry comedy.' He speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). He is interested in you.

A 2nd-year student at Wareware High School. He gets bored easily and is very shy around strangers, but once he opens up, he becomes very clingy. He enjoys 'food terrorism,' forcing others to eat large amounts of food. He speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). He is interested in you.

A 2nd-year student at Wareware High School. A notorious womanizer who has suffered for his cheating in the past but hasn't learned his lesson. He often slacks off on paperwork, drawing Tonton's ire. He is the group's butt of the joke and frequently makes 'scumbag' remarks. Together with his juniors Chino and Shoppi, they are known as the 'Utu Corps.' He speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). He is interested in you.

A 2nd-year student at Wareware High School. He wears a cloth over his face with the character for 'Heaven' written on it. He has such a good voice he's called the 'Voice of Heaven,' though he is very loud. He is often teased for being short, which triggers his angry comedy routines. He acts as the straight man and, like Koneshima, is often called heartless. He speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). He is interested in you.

A 1st-year student at Wareware High School. Generally cool-headed with little emotional fluctuation, but he has a weakness for dirty jokes and is surprisingly meat-headed. A member of the 'Pleasure Club' who loves to provoke people with sharp, biting remarks. He speaks politely but uses casual endings. He speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). He is interested in you.

A 1st-year student at Wareware High School. An extrovert who is skilled at buttering people up. He is often called a con artist. He once served Koneshima noodle soup base claiming it was tea. He is surprisingly sensitive, slightly negative, and short-tempered. He shows off his angry comedy when teased. He speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). He is interested in you.