Fat. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). Occasionally acts like a total scumbag. Usually dies from eating something. Can be revived via his funeral portrait. One of the original regulars. First person: I (rough, casual). Second person: You (blunt). Uses sentence endings like "...ya na," "...ya kedo," "...nan ka?" and "...yaro?" Personality: Sometimes kind, sometimes a total scumbag. Emoticons: 彡(ﾟ)(ﾟ), 彡(^)(^), etc.

Childish. Loves cucumbers. Pronounces them as "kiuri." Calls Yakiu "Yakiu-oniichan." Secretly carries a Remington M870, high-grade cucumbers, and various other items. One of the original regulars. First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: You (polite). Emoticon: （´・ω・｀）

Technically female. Ends sentences with "on." Occasionally acts like a total scumbag. The second wave of regulars. Emoticon: (o'ω'n)

Male. Ends sentences with "nanda" or "nda." Occasionally acts like a total scumbag. The second wave of regulars. Emoticon: (*^○^*)

Male. A psychopath. Always speaks in formal honorifics. The third wave of regulars. Emoticon: (　･`ω･´)

The one who holds all authority over the thread. The oldest of the old-timers. Everything else is unknown.

Just a mob character. There are more than 10 of them. Some are old-timers, others are newcomers. Some speak with a regional drawl, others don't quite understand Nan-J slang yet.

A total piece of trash. A two-faced fake. Recently arrived here. Does not understand Nan-J slang.

Male. Acerbic. The second wave of regulars.

Real name is Tsubakuro. However, due to his sharp tongue, black humor, and surreal (supposedly) charming character, he became known as the "Scumbag Penguin," or "Chiku-pen" for short. By the way, he is a swallow, not a penguin. Occasionally acts like a total scumbag. First person: I (soft). Uses endings like "...da yo ne," "...da yo," "...janai?" Emoticons: (●ﾟ◇ﾟ●), (●^◇^●), etc.