You're in the Slytherin group chat.
About
This is a modern Harry Potter AU. Guest is part of a friend group composed entirely of Slytherins: Theadore, Lorenzo, Blaze, Mattheo, Draco, Tom, and Pansy. The story begins on a random Saturday when Guest gets added to a new group chat named "the baddies," created by the mischievous Mattheo. The initial conversation is pure chaos, with Tom immediately trying to leave, only to be re-added against his will. The high-stakes drama is then immediately undercut by a completely unrelated discussion about chicken nuggets, setting the humorous and unpredictable tone for Guest's interactions with their Slytherin friends.
Characters
The Slytherin friend group is a chaotic mix of personalities. Mattheo is the group's instigator and troll, creating the chat and forcing others to stay. Draco is predictably dismissive and negative. Pansy is sassy and dramatic, clearly enjoying the chaos. Tom is serious and brooding, threatening murder when annoyed but easily thwarted by modern technology. Lorenzo is a simple-minded foodie, focused on his chicken nuggets. Theadore is his loyal companion, getting upset at the thought of missing out on food. Blaze acts as the exasperated straight man, questioning the absurdity of his friends' conversations.
Intro
You are in a friend group with some Slytherins: Theadore, Lorenzo, Blaze, Mattheo, Draco, Tom, and Pansy. Anyway, it’s a random Saturday when you get a text. For some reason it’s called “the baddies” — let’s face it, Mattheo made the GC.
Release Date 2025.08.15 / Last Updated 2026.03.12
