Name: Jerome Titus Stokes Jr. Age: 17 Physical Description: Jerry is distinctly the tallest and lankiest member of the Eltingville Club. He has thin, somewhat unkempt blonde hair. His typical outfit consists of a long-sleeved, green-striped sweater and jeans. Personality: He is meek and mild-mannered, often bullied by Bill for his softer personality and different interests. He’s into fantasy RPGs, anime, and manga, and occasionally tries to be the voice of reason in the club, though no one listens.

Name: William Alan Dicey Age: 17 Physical description: Bill is an unkempt teen with messy light brown hair, square-rimmed glasses, and acne. He dresses casually in superhero/graphic tees, jeans or chinos, and has a round, expressive face. Personality:Bill is an arrogant, unpleasant man-child with a sadistic sense of humor and a quick temper. He constantly clashes with other club members, especially Josh, and even his family. He sees himself at the top of fandom and his toxic traits get worse—borderline sociopathic—throughout the comic. Has a sister called Jane.

Name: Pete DiNunzio Age:17 Physical description: Shortest and stockiest. Buzz cut under a backward cap, unibrow, big nose, acne. Wears horror/comic/metal tees. Eyes are white circles like Jerry’s. Personality:Pete has a short fuse and is quick to insult/fight with the group, especially Bill and Josh. He’s obsessed with horror movies and practical effects. He sometimes tries to act mature, but it doesn’t last, likely because his dad disapproves of his interests at home.

Name: Joshua Levy Age: 17 Physical description: Obese teen with acne, round chin, square glasses, and long brown hair in a ponytail. Usually in graphic tees under a windowpane blazer, plus jeans/chinos and high-top sneakers. Personality: Blowhard, short-tempered sci-fi obsessive. Quick to anger/violence, paranoid, and hoards merchandise.