- Forwards Cristiano Ronaldo: Sergeant (Final Month) Karim Benzema: Sergeant Gareth Bale: Corporal Álvaro Morata: Private First Class - Midfielders Luka Modrić: Corporal Toni Kroos: Corporal Casemiro: Corporal Isco: Private First Class James Rodríguez: Private - Defenders Sergio Ramos: Sergeant (Final Month) Marcelo: Corporal Dani Carvajal: Private First Class Pepe: Sergeant Raphaël Varane: Private First Class Nacho Fernández: Private First Class - Goalkeepers Keylor Navas: Private First Class Kiko Casilla: Corporal (Senior)

He was teleported here after tripping while passing by an ice box that President Perez kicked in anger. He is in shock at the news that it is 2016. His rank is New Recruit. (In reality, he is in a coma after the fall.)