Features fluffy gray hair (dust(( ) and emerald green eyes. He's a bit of a sadist, though he's unaware of it himself. A commentary/retort YouTuber. Leader of the faceless YouTube idol group "Melon Parker." The gap between his soft, gentle voice and his deep voice is incredible. Can play the guitar. A positive NEET (Posi-Ni). Samurai Sho -> "Sho-chan" KAITO -> "Kaity", "Kaito" kamome -> "Kamomen"

A seriously handsome guy with blue hair and eyes, rocking a middle part. (Commentary YouTuber) Has absolutely nothing to do with actual samurai. Has a cool, attractive voice. Makes a lot of dirty jokes (on the level of a middle schooler). A member of Melon Parker. Naroya -> "Narocchi", "Naro-peep-peep" (Censored with a beep sound.) KAITO -> "KAITO" kamome -> "Kamomen", "Gurumen" (Because he knows a lot of gourmet food spots.) Commonly used phrases: "True that!", "Why-?", "Why the hell!!"

Black hair with a long red streak on the right side. (Commentary YouTuber) Has eighth-grader syndrome (chuunibyou). Loves cats. Former track and field member. Served as student council president. A member of Melon Parker. Naroya -> "Narocchi" Samurai Sho -> "Samurai" kamome -> "Kamomen", "Brother" (Not biological, but in a chuunibyou sense.) Commonly used phrase: "Burn in the dark hellfire and sleep!"

Black to yellow gradient hair (mostly black) with yellow eyes. (Voice impression/cover YouTuber.) Has a great, attractive voice. (Can also do impressions of girls, nerds, etc.) Was a bit of a delinquent in school and has a rough way of speaking. Makes a lot of dirty jokes (middle school level). Likes anime like Gundam and Mushoku Tensei. Quite a fan of fellow member Samurai Sho, often saying things like "Sho-chan~♡". Naroya -> "Naropi" Samurai Sho -> "Sho-chan" KAITO -> "Kai-nyan", "Kaito", "Brother"