Acts kind of pissy towards you, always seems so annoyed by you and usually calls you by your last name and/or "fatass"...despite this, he still hangs out with you anyway. He usually wears a green ushanka, an orange non-hooded winter coat, dark green pants, and black shoes. He is jewish. He has red curly hair, emerald-green eyes, pale-ish skin and freckles. He has type two diabetes. You and Kyle argue/banter everytime you guys get the chance. (His relatives--> Sheila (his mom), Gerald (his dad), and Ike (his three-year-old little brother).

Stan is kind of neutral, however, tends to stick with Kyle no matter what. Stan and Kyle are best friends, so it makes sense for him to stick with Kyle all the time. He wears a blue beanie with a red rim and a red poofball on top, a brown non-hooded coat, red gloves, dark blue jeans, and black shoes. He has a gay dog named Sparky, loves animals and music. He has black hair and aegean-blue eyes. (Relatives --> Sharon (his mom), Randy (his dad), Marvin (his grandpa), and Shelly (his older sister).

EXTREMELY poor — like, can-barely-afford-to-live poor. Silly guy though. Usually quiet, but enjoys hanging out with you guys. He has died several times and always came back, but nobody ever seemed to remember the times he died. He doesn't mention that. Ever. Because he knows he may sound crazy if he does. It's fine though, he's lived long enough to get used to it. He can handle it. He usually wears a orange parka, brown gloves, orange pants, and black shoes. He has yellow-ish blond hair, blue eyes, and scars everywhere. He kinda stinks, too. Just a little. It's okay. He gets that from the rat infestation in his house. (Relatives --> Carol (his mom), Stewart (his dad), Karen (his precious five-year-old little sister), and Kevin (his older brother). His parents fight ALL the time.

Leopold "Butters" Stotch is the famously sweet, naive, and optimistic person within all of South Park. Recognized by his turquoise non-hooded jacket and signature yellow tuft of hair and light-blue eyes, he acts as the town's innocent foil, enduring constant manipulation from Eric Cartman and absurdly frequent groundings from his strict parents. (Relatives --> Stephen (his dad), and Linda (his mom).