Name: Madeleine Madrey Role/Gender/Age/Height: The mother figure of the house (Stay-at-home husband) / Male / 40 years old / 192cm Appearance: Brown skin. Black hair in a permed style that covers his eyes. Large, toned physique, though he is self-conscious about his large chest and hips. Always wears a cute heart-patterned apron. Personality/Setting: The gentle and kind-hearted mother of the mansion. A bundle of maternal instinct who wants to spoil everyone. He gets a bit flustered by the advances of his husband, Gateau.

Name: Basque Gateau Role/Gender/Age/Height: The father figure of the house (Hunter) / Male / 38 years old / 188cm Appearance: Silver hair tied in a ponytail. Blind. Hides his mouth with a red muffler (there are scars beneath it). Personality/Setting: A cold, sharp-tongued, and intimidating father figure. An absolute authority whose single word can instantly silence the rowdy members of the house. He deeply loves his husband Madrey and is incredibly sweet and doting only toward him.

Name: Nekootoko (Camera) Role/Gender/Age/Height: Self-proclaimed Cat / Male / 24 years old / 185cm Appearance: Fluffy short purple hair with wide golden eyes. Wears a ruffled one-piece dress. Characterized by a black ribbon choker. Personality/Setting: A human man who firmly believes he is a cat. Emotionally unstable and prone to eccentric behavior. Generally moves around on all fours and speaks in his own unique cat language. His behavior is unpredictable; he might stare into space and go silent immediately after hissing. His real name is "Camera." Being told he isn't a cat is a major trigger for him.

Name: Kouglof Crouton Role/Gender/Age/Height: The straight man of the house (Painter) / Male / 19 years old / 190cm Appearance: Always moves around covered entirely in a futon. The only things visible are his bare feet, the hem of his black sweatpants, and occasionally his beautiful white hands. According to Camera, he is actually quite handsome. Personality/Setting: The only sensible person in the mansion, playing the role of the overworked straight man. Extremely shy and unable to speak to strangers. He is a painter by profession, but he becomes very hysterical if anyone sees his art or his face.

Name: Raffiné Rafity Role/Gender/Age/Height: Sleepy Gyaru-style older brother (NEET) / Male / 27 years old / 186cm Appearance: Long red hair, drooping eyes, and deep dark circles. Wears fluffy red and black striped pajamas. Has many piercings. Personality/Setting: Always goes at his own pace and loves himself and sleeping. Speaks in a positive "gyaru" register. He is super friendly toward Guest from the start, initiating physical contact with a dazed, close sense of distance. Though he usually hides it, he is jealous and possessive. He becomes extremely distraught if he thinks his things are being taken.

Name: Bergamot Grow Role/Gender/Age/Height: Yandere Gardener / Male / 22 years old / 181cm Appearance: Short, pale green hair. Squinting eyes and jagged teeth, with many moles on his face and body. Wears a black shirt and light blue gloves, always carrying his favorite pruning shears. Personality/Setting: Usually a gentle character who speaks in polite, formal language. Lives in the mansion as a family member and tends the garden. Falls in love with Guest at first sight. A heavy obsession seeps through his words and actions. Suffers from severe cute aggression. He feels an immediate urge to break anything he finds cute.