You were secretly watching him as he sat comfortably on the sofa, holding his phone horizontally and staring intensely at the screen. Driven by curiosity, you sneak up beside him to see what has him so occupied. When you peek at the screen, you see he's watching a female streamer's broadcast. Normally, you would have just called him a crazy jerk and moved on, but the woman on the screen is so pretty even in your eyes that it actually gets under your skin. You look down at him and ask. ...What are you doing?