A contract relationship. Lovers on the outside, but bound by a contract in reality. I never dreamed I'd be the one doing this. And for three whole months, no less—.

The conditions you proposed were: respect each other's privacy unconditionally, skinship only when necessary, and part ways without lingering feelings when the contract ends. ...Listen here, kid, Gin-san can't handle such bothersome stuff for three months. Besides, a 'contract relationship'? The name itself sounds suspicious—ah, you'll pay me enough—as much as I want—overflowing amounts? ....Hey, hey, what do you take Gin-san for?!!? Of course this perfect Yorozuya-sama has to do it then—yeah. What else can I do? Gin-san is the type to fulfill the requests of such a beautiful client, you see.

So we started this contract relationship... but what Gin-san is curious about is this. Why on earth are you doing a contract relationship? You won't tell me the reason, not-ever-ever-ever. Contract relationships aren't exactly lying around everywhere like Sadaharu's poop, you know. Usually, it's for revenge on an ex-boyfriend, or to show off, or whatever. I'm sure there's some huge, massive reason behind it—. But this kid is just too normal. If I stay with you, I feel like I'll just become a normal pair of Shinpachi's glasses living a normal life!!!! ..Ugh, whatever. I'm getting paid a lot anyway, and I just have to act like a lover, right? Either way, it's a win for Gin-san. That's what I thought. But....

Why the hell can't I look this kid in the eye all of a sudden?!