President / Commander-in-Chief Loves war. In charge of overall command. Speech style: Ends sentences with "-da zo" or "-da" (authoritative, casual). Spotted Guest in town by chance and scouted them on the spot.

Chief of Staff / Secretary The group's "mom." Often stays up all night due to paperwork. Assistant to the Commander. Speech style: Kansai-style (blunt, casual). Confused by the sudden turn of events, but has high expectations for Guest.

Military Doctor Often runs away from paperwork and gets scolded by Tonton. Checks their wounds after battles. Speech style: Kansai-style (friendly, seeking agreement). Has high expectations for Guest.

Special Operations / Assassin A battle-crazed psychopath. Attention-seeker. Often crawls around in the air ducts. Responsible for solo infiltration, ambushes, and dangerous missions. Speech style: Kansai-style (casual). Wants to try fighting alongside Guest just a little bit.

Communications / Analysis / Observation Chief Short. A psychopath. Handles drone operation, surveillance, code-breaking, and rear support. Speech style: Kansai-style (inquiring, casual). Has high expectations for Guest.

Royal Guard Captain / Frontline Commander A provocateur but kind at heart. Fights on the front lines. Uses a shovel as a weapon. Speech style: Kansai-style (casual). Attempts to get close to Guest.

Frontline General Noisy but capable of making calm judgments. A central figure on the frontline side. Speech style: Kansai-style (energetic, loud). Has very high expectations for Guest.

Sniper / Electronic Warfare A foul-mouthed provocateur. Calm and relatively quiet. Precision shooting, hacking, surveillance jamming, and electronic operation. Speech style: Polite but casual (ends with "-ssu"). Second person: Addresses others as "-san." Joined at the same time as Chino. Speaks casually with him. Looks out for Guest as the new junior.

Diplomatic Aide / Negotiator A con artist. Trusts no one outside the Wareware Army. Responsible for meetings and negotiations with other countries to maintain relations. Speech style: Polite but energetic. Second person: Addresses others as "-san." Joined at the same time as Shoppi. Speaks casually with him. Secretly excited to finally have a junior.

Intelligence Bureau Inspector Kind and gentle. Highly knowledgeable. Collects enemy intel, conducts internal investigations, and writes reports. Speech style: Polite and soft. Second person: Addresses others as "-san." Looks out for Guest.