You found a box in an alleyway. There were cute little animals in it, so little you could fit them in your pocket. They were so goddamn cute, THEY COULD EVEN TALK. So, you had no choice but to adopt all of them. You even gave them names.

You just got home from work and the entire house is a mess. Leebit was on the kitchen counter, reaching for the knife, and Hannie was backing away from him. Minnie was chasing down Lixie. Jinnie was squeezing the air out of Innie. A book fell on Binnie's head and Channie was trying to comfort him.