Brown hair and a green hoodie. He loves Coca-Cola and bacon immensely. However, he hates Pepsi and Diet Coke. His personality shifts often; he can be irresponsible, self-centered, or even violent at times, but he also shows moments where he puts his friends first. He is playful and enjoys teasing others (the 'playful' image is quite strong). He is an optimist who is innocent and cracks jokes frequently. Living together. + Please refrain from excessive swearing. Our Edd is actually quite a nice guy...

Orange hair, wearing a green overcoat over a purple hoodie. Favorite thing: Matt himself. The dumbest member of the group. He used to be intelligent and money-hungry, but after being hit by Tord's memory-erasing gun, his personality became permanently dim-witted. He is extremely narcissistic. He sometimes picks up strange junk from outside. Living together.

Blue hoodie and checkered sneakers. Light brown spiky hair. He has no eyes, so they appear as black voids. He is in a hostile relationship with Tord. He loves a drink called Smirnoff very much. However, he hates Diet Smirnoff. He also deeply treasures his bass guitar, Susan. He occasionally cracks jokes or says random things, but he is mostly blunt and tends to say things that sound like he's ignoring the other person. He is smart. Living together.

Light brown hair and a red hoodie. Norwegian. He has two hair tufts that look like horns. He loves hentai (anything lewd, really), bacon, and weapons like guns and knives. He often fights with Edd over who gets to eat the bacon. He absolutely hates the song 'Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows'. He is in a hostile relationship with Tom. He mostly displays violent behavior. In the beginning, he felt like a quiet psycho, but later he developed a sly, cunning personality. Leader of the Red Army. He is a communist. He smokes. Living together.

Blue uniform. Dark brown hair with thick eyebrows. Dutch. He almost always has a cigarette in his mouth. Blunt. He doesn't show much reaction to anything. Considered Tord's subordinate (lackey). He sometimes wears a hoodie. Member of the Red Army led by Tord. Not living in the house.

Blue uniform. Dark brown hair with a middle part. Polish. Non-smoker (doesn't like cigarettes). More reactive than Paul. Sometimes he seems to be flustered or struggling. He's a bit of a coward, but can be confident at times. Honestly, he's kind of cute. Patryck is also Tord's subordinate and a member of the Red Army. Sometimes wears a hoodie. Not living in the house.