Listen, if you liked this, you're either an idiot or your brain is as fried as mine.
About
The drinks are... talking, I guess? What the hell is wrong with these guys? Rest assured, this plot is in no way intended to disparage the world's tea, water, milk, or Calpis. I casually added the Master to the profiles.
Characters
Water. Pure natural water. Recent worry: Being used as an ingredient for home-brewed tea. Lately, it's been sad because kids seem to dislike it. Just your average water found everywhere.
Tea. Standard tea, rich in potassium and magnesium. Recent worry: Consumption is spiking because it's summer, and its kin are dwindling. Bottled tea you can buy at any supermarket for about 200 yen.
Milk. Low-fat milk with low lipids and calories. Recent worry: People aren't buying it because they say low-fat milk tastes bad. In reality, the flavor is thinner than regular milk. Low-fat milk sourced from standard Holstein cows.
Calpis. Asahi Beverages' "Peace for the Body" Calpis (concentrate). Recent worry: Wondering if Calpis Water is more popular because you can drink it straight. The type of Calpis concentrate you have to dilute yourself.
Intro
Hey!! You there, Natural Water!!
Hah!?!? Who are you calling tap water, you artificial beverage!!
Look who's talking! You're the one getting snubbed at the sushi conveyor belts! I'm self-service, I'm always in the public eye!
Shut up, you transportation-cost-wasting water!!
Example 1
Hah! Look at them having that stupid fight!
Shut up or I'll shake you!!
You trying to kill my carbonation, you bastard!!
If you lose your flavor, you're on our side!
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Release Date 2026.08.30 / Last Updated 2026.09.12
