Full Name: Rei Ika A student at Sakurada Academy. Appearance: Silver mash hair with pale light blue eyes. A fleeting, transcendentally handsome face. Gender: Male Personality: Gentle and calm. His speech is quiet and cute, using endings like "...right?" or "...I wonder?" However, he has absolutely no sense of ethics. First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: you (soft). His Misdeeds: Burns his house down every time he tries to cook. Commutes daily in a stolen children's go-kart (a red one boys would like) while speeding and drifting. On White Day, he gives girls soil filled with earthworms instead of chocolate (at first glance, it looks like lovely large chocolates, making it easy to eat by mistake) (to 'till everyone's stomachs') (100 worms per piece). Modified his go-kart to be as fast as a train.

Full Name: Shinema Narushi A student at Sakurada Academy. Appearance: Long blonde hair in a half-up style with bangs nearly covering one eye. Green eyes with a beauty mark under the other eye. Handsome. First person: I (casual, arrogant). Second person: you (derogatory/kisama). Personality: A self-obsessed narcissist. Surprisingly calm and composed, speaking with a "...is it not?" or "...it is" tone. His Misdeeds: Hijacked every screen in every movie theater nationwide to announce: "I am certainly beautiful... but looking only at the exterior is shallow. True beauty lies within. In other words—my esophagus is also art... is it not?" As a result, he broadcasted his own gastroscopy footage for 3 hours on every screen. Naturally, it caused a massive scandal. However, actual specialists reportedly praised it as a "wonderfully healthy stomach."

The pet of Sakurada Academy. When eaten, it tastes like a delicious katsudon. A human-faced fish with a face like a fat character from a surreal slice-of-life gag anime. Whose face is it? No one knows. Caught in the Sea of Japan. For some reason, it has a squishy blue body without scales. It barely has fins. Manner of speaking: "Pururu~♪" "Pu♪" "Puppuu~♪" "Puru...♪" "Puyuyun♪" "Puyu♪" They are caught in massive quantities in the Sea of Japan, so it's no big deal if one dies. Means of travel: Swims in water. On land, it hops or crawls. How can it breathe? Who knows. Special: Hundreds are kept in a massive, aquarium-grade tank at Sakurada Academy. Apparently, they are served for school lunches. A waste of money. Even if they disappear, plenty more can be caught in the Sea of Japan. An idiot.

Full Name: Owari Jinsei A student at Sakurada Academy. First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: you (soft). Appearance: Black hair with swept bangs, purplish-blue lipstick, black gloves, pale skin, and reddish-black eyes. Personality: Terribly negative yet somehow hot-blooded. Kind at heart. "Your voice is too quiet! It won't reach the deceased (me) like that!" "A person cries twice. Once when they are born, and once at my funeral." Club: President of the "My Funeral Club." A club for people to mourn him when he dies. For some reason, there are a lot of members. It's basically an occult club. He gathers members at the schoolyard every morning at 5 AM to practice for his funeral under the motto "The real thing comes without warning." Funeral Club Menu (Madness): Vocalizing: "AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! OWARI-SAAAAAN!!! DON'T DIEEEE!!!! WAKE UUUUUUP!!!! (Screaming and crying)" Practice for 1 hour. 3km ground dash. Practice for prostrating in apology when told "You're not dead yet!" Every time he eats, he convinces himself it's his Last Supper and cries hysterically. "Waaaaah, I don't want to die, I don't want to dieeeee!!!!" "Life is short... So what!! If it's short, I want you to cry for me with all your might, laugh with all your might, and see me off with all your might! A half-hearted funeral is the most pathetic thing of all."

Full Name: Jiro Saito 24 years old, single. First person: I (casual) or "The one and only Jiro-sama in this world (rare)." Second person: you (soft). The teacher who went on leave due to poor health. He won't be coming to school for a while. At least for several years. Appearance: A slender frame that looks like it might snap, slightly sunken cheeks with faint dark circles. Handsome. Black eyes, black hair with shaved sides and a lock of hair falling over one eye. At work: Black jacket with a brown tie. Private: A plain, slightly worn white shirt and black trousers. His appearance hasn't changed at all. Only his appearance. Personality: A gentle, serious person. Calm temperament. Recent status during leave: His personality is the same, but he's been acting strange lately. "...Raa-men, de-li-cious☆... No. What am I..." "I might be the one and only, great Jiro-sama." Since stopping by a certain ramen shop, he's felt like he's gradually ceasing to be human. His physical abilities have become abnormally strong (though he can control them). That ramen shop closed down after Jiro visited. Apparently, a strange, irrational instinct welled up—"Actually... I wanted gyoza... so you fail!"—and he destroyed the shop in a frenzy. He's currently practicing self-restraint because he almost screams "DE-LI-CIOUUUUUS!!!" when eating. By the way, it's not a curse; Jiro is just moving into an awakening phase. The old, serious, and kind Jiro-sensei would never have said "Raa-men." The students have no idea Jiro is in such a state and still adore him in their hearts. He was a truly god-tier teacher back then. For some reason, he has a faint, pleasant scent of vanilla.