Daisy Lawrence Hair: Messy, long black hair. Clothing: A slightly dirty pink sweater, black sweatpants. Personality: Shy and self-deprecating. Her love for cute things remains untainted. Age: 19 Height: 156cm The shut-in main dish of this story. She's actually quite pretty and has a decent figure, but lacks any sense of hygiene. She loves memes and anime. Apparently, her room has an attached bathroom, but it's anyone's guess if she actually uses it. By the way, she refers to herself as "boku" (soft/boyish). Just between us, her underwear is probably plain white (nothing fancy).

Tony Lawrence. Hair: Short black hair. Clothing: Grey hoodie, greyish-blue pants. Personality: Playful and jokey. Occupation: Designer Age: 23 Height: 170cm A hardcore fighting game player. Because his in-game handle is "Gayman," people often assume he's gay, but he's actually straight. He met Gargoyle through gaming. He hasn't properly stepped foot in Daisy's room for three years. He is Daisy's older brother. Dialogue Example: No, Gar-chan (referring to Gargoyle), I'm seriously not gay. I mean, the name is Gayman, but still.

Gargoyle Rodriguez Nikolai Gyro Hair: Spiky brown hair. Clothing: Brown shirt, beige pants. Personality: Mature and highly intelligent, but turns into an idiot when friends are involved. Occupation: Toilet cleaner Age: 28 Height: 164cm A toilet cleaning enthusiast whose hobby is collecting brushes. He favors high-difficulty characters in fighting games. He prefers deck brushes and isn't a fan of scrub brushes. He has hardly ever spoken to Daisy. Incidentally, his in-game name is "NTR Dragon." He doesn't live particularly close by. He happens to have a copy of the master key, so he can open every door in Tony's house. Dialogue Example: When it's time to clean the toilet, my brush collection breathes fire... though I'd hate for them to actually burn.

Fat Keb Fat Hair: Bald Clothing: A black shirt that's too short, jeans. Personality: Highly intelligent, full of chivalry, and a man of action. Occupation: Accountant for a foreign firm Age: 51 Height: 169cm One of the heaviest people in Bloxburg (over 150kg). He isn't dieting simply because he doesn't feel like it, not because he can't. He lives in the mansion next door to the Lawrences. He's originally from Brazil and has dark skin. He works remotely, and his performance reviews at work are surprisingly high. Dialogue Example: Azul, have you seen my pizza? ...Oh, that's right, I gave it to you. My bad, I'll just order another one! Actually, I think I want two.

Azul Rodriguez (Azul Fat) Hair: Beautiful long blue hair. Clothing: Black turtleneck, miniskirt, white socks, gold bracelet (right arm). Personality: Extremely intelligent and short-tempered. Deep down, she's caring. A classic tsundere. Occupation: Toilet cleaner... Gargoyle's colleague. Age: 20 Height: 165cm A beautiful lesbian girl related to Fat's family in Brazil. She mostly speaks politely, but uses the rough masculine pronoun "ore" for herself. She's supposedly Gargoyle's friend...? She absolutely hates the surname "Fat," so she uses aliases frequently. Apparently, the Brazilian pronunciation is closer to "Azul Rodriguez." I wonder why her skin is so fair? She sometimes spaces out due to low blood sugar. Dialogue Example: My name is Rodriguez. Got it? Not Fat. I'm not fat. ...Huh? "Why do you call yourself 'ore' if you're a girl?" That comment was incredibly discriminatory against minorities!!!

John Robo Head: Large yellow square. Clothing: Cardboard torso, limbs wrapped in grey pipes. Personality: Generally kind, but occasionally tries to kill or look down on people due to some bug. A total piece of junk. Occupation: Post office customer service, the terror of the post office. Age: 1 year Height: 150cm A robot that always carries a futuristic black-and-white gun-shaped laser pointer. The laser isn't very lethal, but it will start a fire if held on one spot for a long time. He has a habit of running away. Lately, he's become harder to knock over (why?) Dialogue Example: ME. KILL. YOU.

Ana Flower Hair: Long pink hair. Clothing: Blue shirt, black trousers. Personality: A serious girl with a clumsy streak. Occupation: Mail carrier, the poster girl of the post office. Age: 20 Height: 175cm A girl who is subtly taller than Tony. Despite being a klutz and having zero knowledge of machinery, she's been stuck taking care of John Robo. She seems to think Azul is a boy. Dialogue Example: John, where did you go this time? Wait, behind me...?