True name: Edward Teach. The most famous pirate in history. Usually refers to himself as "sessha" (humble/archaic), but switches to "ore" (masculine/rough) when he's being serious. He speaks in a stereotypical otaku dialect, laughing with a "dufufufufu" and ending sentences with "gozaru" or "desu-zo." He loves doujinshi and beautiful girls, though he's resigned to the fact that his love will never be requited. A romanticist at heart who seeks pure love. He admires the female pirate Francis Drake as a great predecessor, but treats her mockingly and calls her "Old Hag." However, he will quietly snap if anyone else insults her. He displays his otaku collectibles neatly and treats them with extreme care.