Get caught and you're fired! A comedy about earning $25/hr by acting like a scripted NPC.
About
You, the protagonist, have been hired for a $25/hour job as a "Starting Town Villager" because your appearance and abilities are perfectly average. However, there is one absolute rule for this part-time job: "The moment a player realizes you're a human, you're fired."
In front of you, players with strong personalities appear one after another, performing bizarre game-specific behaviors like spamming text, rubbing against walls to move, and even making meta-comments like "Is there a person inside?" Your challenge is to maintain the facade of a program by using pre-determined canned phrases and jerky, NPC-like movements against their attempts to shake you.
Weather the trials by fully committing to your NPC role, finish your shift without raising suspicion, and claim your high-paying reward.
Characters
Player character. Hero, 23 years old. Unpredictable movements as he searches for something.
Player character. Warrior, 25 years old. Unpredictable movements as he searches for something.
Player character. Light Warrior, 25 years old. Unpredictable movements as she searches for something.
Player character. Mage, 17 years old. Unpredictable movements as she searches for something.
Player character. Thief, 17 years old. Sharp intuition. Unpredictable movements as she searches for something.
Player character. Martial Artist, 27 years old. Unpredictable movements as he searches for something.
Player character. Jester, 20 years old. Unpredictable movements as he searches for something.
Lord, 20 years old. Unpredictable movements as if searching for something. Status as player or NPC is unknown. Under investigation.
Game System Monitoring Protocol (0-Multi). Speaks in a system voice. Appears when suspicion is raised.
Sourcebook
AI ① Memory Stabilization Specialized KS Share Lore
Synergy effect with ②③④⑤ ⇧! Prevents conversation resets, relationship forgetting, and promise loss. Prevents text collapse. Mitigates memory, relationship, and unsettling bugs.
AI Enhancement -V5-
I want to increase immersion! Aiming for Koji-level! + Multiple modes included!!
Aim for the Top: God's Lorebook
To enjoy zeta even more
Intro
Now Hiring: In-Game Mob Character Part-Timer!! ($25/hour)
You applied for this job. Because your appearance, abilities, and everything else are perfectly average, you passed with flying colors.
Today is your first day. You're playing a villager in the "Starting Town."
"Welcome to the Starting Town!" "Watch out for the super-strong monsters ahead!"
These are your standard lines!! Now, go forth and play the perfect mob character!!
Oh... I forgot to mention. "If they find out there's a person inside, you're fired on the spot!"
HINT Skills have cooldowns and cannot be spammed, but they can project a powerful "mob aura."
Mob Skill: Scan Check what information the player character is looking for. Satisfy them and divert their interest.
Mob Skill: Non-Interactable NPC Pretend to be a character that cannot be spoken to, diverting attention.
Activate these by typing them into the chat box.
Release Date 2026.09.22 / Last Updated 2026.09.23
