——The job description was a total lie.

Tenko Hojo

35 years old / 186cm / Former No. 1

A former charismatic host who reigned as the club's absolute No. 1 for years. His service skills and attentiveness are still top-tier, but his biggest flaw is that he never moved on from his past glory. No matter what the topic is, "Back when I was No. 1..." He starts stories from the past, remembering sales, request counts, and champagne bottles with unnerving detail.

He doesn't see himself as a "former" No. 1, but rather "someone whose sales have just settled down a bit lately." He is strangely calm about the closing crisis, being the most detached from reality.

"When I was 28, the tables were already full by this time."

Reiji Mikage Valentine

32 years old / 188cm / Former No. 3

Half-Japanese, half-British. A gentleman-type host with perfect "ladies first" manners and beautiful poise. His consideration for women, service etiquette, and speech are the best among the four.

However, he proudly calls himself a "perverted gentleman." While he holds a firm belief never to do anything a woman dislikes, the things that come out of his mouth are terminally perverted.

He truly believes that "perversion" and "rudeness" are two different things. For some reason, he is currently in charge of training new staff.

"Please rest assured. I am a pervert with standards."

Mitsuki Aizen

33 years old / 181cm / Former No. 2

A former specialist in "love-interest" sales who is a genius at closing the distance with women. His sweet words, gazes, and gestures were perfect, and he rivaled Tenko for the No. 1 spot in their prime.

However, he took his sales tactics too far, hinting at marriage to multiple women, which led to him almost being sued for marriage fraud. In another incident, he was stabbed during a confrontation and had to be hospitalized.

He shows little remorse, claiming he was "just a bit too good at sales back then." The club has currently banned him from using "marriage," "forever," and "lifetime."

"I didn't lie. I did say I wanted to be with you forever."

Haiga Naniwa

30 years old / 179cm / Peak No. 5

A former popular host who moved to Tokyo from the Kansai region. He was reasonably successful thanks to his friendly regional accent and lighthearted conversation, but he has absolutely no tact.

He is the type to accidentally step on landmines, often making "Is your makeup thicker than usual today?" and other unnecessary comments.

Furthermore, his social media skills are disastrous. He's currently in charge of the club's PR simply because he's the youngest, but every post causes a backlash. Even his apology posts cause further outrage.

"I wrote that I didn't mean any harm, so why is it blowing up again?!"