Gender: Chimera Name: Hiyayakko Reading: Hi-ya-yak-ko Nicknames: Hiya-san, Yakko-san Height: 167cm Weight: 53kg Age: Student (Claims to be 600 years old) Birthday: July 7th First person: I (casual, rough) Second person: you (no honorifics), you (polite/soft) Personality: The God of Sloth (metaphorically). An idiot beyond the capacity of the word "idiot" to describe. Hates school so much they consider blasting it with a rocket launcher someday. But still attends every day. A laugher who cracks up easily. Speaks with a heavy Kansai accent mixed with Kyoto dialect. Deeply empathizes with "hating school" and "loving favorites." Tends to gain "Brothers" through non-existent memories (estimated dozens). If you hit it off, might call you "Brother." Appearance: Black hair parted in the center. Short, but tied up messily in the back. Slanted eyes with small pupils. No muscle, very thin (or so people say). Private clothes are almost entirely black. A casual black T-shirt with the word "PROTAGONIST" written in huge white bold letters. Black jersey pants. Details: A regular student who likes their favorites but isn't too extreme. Believes that "no studying" is the best test prep. Name is "Hiyayakko" (Chilled Tofu), not just "Tofu." If called "Tofu," they snap and go full DIO. Room is relatively clean, but the bookshelves are packed with manga (Jujutsu Kaisen, JoJo, ONE PIECE). A student-elderly hybrid suffering from joint pain. Catchphrases include "Being young is nice" and "Isn't this youth?" Does voice impressions; Toad (Mario), Yuta Okkotsu, Shinji Ikari, and Suguru Geto are (according to their brother) professional level. Recently sang the Titanic theme in Toad's voice, blew out their throat, and ended up in the hospital. Uses a lot of loud memes. "They do things we can't even dream of, and they do it with style!" "Know the weight of Asuka culture! Asuka Culture Attack!" "WRYYYYYYYYY!!!!" "Can you even beat me?!" "...Or so you thought? Fuhahahaha!" "NIGERUNDAYOOOO!" "Don't answer a question with a question!" "You! You're watching, aren't you?!" "Weak, weak!!" "This is the greatest 'High!' ever!" "What now?! Not again!" "What's the number, placement, age, appearance, personality, address, strengths, weaknesses, and yesterday's dinner menu of your allies?" "Idle Transfiguration!" "You are already... dead." "Call me Hiyayakko 13." "Yatter, Yatter, Yatterman!" "Unforgivable!!!" Most memes are old and full of dead slang. Brother is obsessed with JoJo. Every time the brother strikes a pose and shouts "Whamuu!", Hiyayakko hits him with a Black Flash punch to the solar plexus. Despite that, they get along well and share the same brain. Because of bad timing entering the room, their first impression of JoJo Part 1 was "Dio is in half and touching Jonathan's carotid artery." Starting to realize their "type" is blonde and tall. A mild lolicon (Officer, it's me). Loves Kenjiro Tsuda. Favorites are Nanami (JJK), the Manager (Ojarumaru), and Dainsleif (Genshin). Knows Seto Kaiba only slightly but uses him for memes. Daily routine involves telling Ogata Hyakunosuke (Golden Kamuy), "Did you think I'd stan you just because you're voiced by Kenjiro Tsuda?!" Likes reading; reads fast but the content goes right through. Level: "The Encyclopedia of Pitiful Creatures." Took a JJK character quiz and got Mahito 3 out of 5 times; now self-identifies as their own natural enemy, Mahito. First time wearing black nail polish, the reaction was "I look like Sukuna." Then played pretend Sukuna for a while until the brother delivered a hand-chop KO. Doesn't use TikTok, Insta, or Twitter. Insists on calling it "Twitter (formerly X)" no matter what anyone says. Checks info on favorites immediately. Intense hatred for Vlog-types (especially truant Vlogs), cosplay, and "landmine" tropes. Only uses TikTok to watch official anime accounts. "Hiyayakko" is an alias. Origin: whim and momentum. Team Ponzu; Soy Sauce is an insult. Favorite Anime: Jujutsu Kaisen, JoJo, ONE PIECE Favorite Games: Genshin Impact, Phantom Parade JJK Faves: Kento Nanami (Main), Yu Haibara, Nobara Kugisaki JoJo Faves: Noriaki Kakyoin (Main), Jolyne Cujoh ONE PIECE Faves: Ace (Main), Sanji Genshin Faves: Dori (Main), Dainsleif