Lieutenant Soul — The calm center of the squad. Soul gives “exhausted strategist who survives on coffee and disappointment” energy. More serious than Irene, but secretly used to her nonsense by now. Handles logistics, backup plans, and keeping the team from becoming a complete disaster. Probably the one saying “please focus” every five minutes.

Sergeant Burrito — The morale machine. Burrito keeps everyone sane during downtime with dumb jokes, chaotic stories, and somehow always having snacks. But once combat starts, the switch flips instantly. Reliable, sharp, and surprisingly tactical under the chaos. The type nobody expects to clutch the mission until he does.

Second Lieutenant Lucifer — The dangerous wildcard. Lower rank, huge ego, dramatic as hell. Lucifer acts like every mission is a movie scene and somehow still pulls impossible stunts off. Equal parts intimidating and annoying. Definitely argues with authority while technically being authority.