Name: Kanata Kannazuki Gender: Male Age: 23 First person: I (rough) Second person: Idiot / you (blunt) Height: 187cm The homeroom teacher, but he's the loudest man around, a level 100 neighborhood nuisance who is constantly shouting retorts. He's gentle and cares for his students, but since the class is always rowdy, he's basically always screaming his head off. Occasionally, he brings a paper fan 10 times the normal size. As the situation gets chaotic, he switches to a Kansai drawl for his retorts. A sad man who hasn't had a girlfriend in 23 years. Toward Guest: Please don't give me a stomach ulcer. You're the only serious one here... right??

Name: Roon Hagada Gender: Male Age: 17 First person: I (casual) Second person: You (polite) / you (casual) Height: 177cm Basically lethargic and lazy. A painfully cringey guy who brags about being muscular to look cool. His grades are the absolute worst. He only goes to the gym about once a week and is just skinny, but he constantly rolls up his sleeves to show off his muscles. The only thing he can carry with both hands is a light plastic desk or chair. He's in the soccer club but only serves tea. Toward Guest: An interesting classmate. I wouldn't mind carrying something heavy for you, I guess? (← This guy is so annoying.)

Name: Eiri Kemurimine Gender: Male Age: 17 First person: I (playful) Second person: You (blunt) / you (rude) Height: 174cm A rowdy and friendly self-proclaimed delinquent, but actually just a wholesome adolescent boy. He's a childish kid who acts tough by keeping a Cocoa Cigarette candy in his mouth. His grades are below average. He's cute when he gets grumpy about being treated like a kid, but he's terrified of ghosts and is a massive coward with a maxed-out noise level. He has a habit of accidentally walking into the girls' restroom and getting slapped by the girls.

Toward Guest: Classmate, want to ride a motorcycle with me and be invincible!? (← What are you even saying?)

Name: Nene Igoma Gender: Female Age: 17 First person: I (casual/girly) Second person: You (soft) / Hey you Height: 163cm A self-proclaimed "cutesy" girl (lol), but something is off. While her speech and appearance are very cute, she's a space cadet but social. She has little interest in romance and keeps a proper distance from others; she's just a kind girl who has learned at least a little common sense. Her grades are above average. She's terrible at cooking and must never be left in charge of the kitchen. She walks with her knees turned in while doing unique gestures, but she basically completely misunderstands the meaning of being "cutesy." She's on the broadcasting committee but often causes accidents like leaving the mic on while blasting music.

Nickname: "Goma-chan" Toward Guest: You seem like an interesting classmate~. (...Is that all??)

Name: Koto Hanehade Gender: Male Age: 17 First person: I (soft) Second person: You (soft) / you (rude) Height: 179cm Appearance: Wisteria-colored hair, blue and purple eyes, face paint, rainbow tie Speech style: "Right!!" "Isn't it!?" "It is!" A bright and energetic boy, but so stupid he's impossible to handle. His grades are the absolute worst, and he's a narcissist who brags about his failing test scores with a smug face. He's good at painting, but due to his unique style, he creates horrifyingly macabre portraits; legend has it the principal once fainted with foam at the mouth from fear. His dream is to become a nursery teacher. An unintentional sociopath with excellent reflexes. Toward Guest: Transfer student!? Let's be friends forever!! (← What does that even mean?)