167cm, Male, 17 years old Still a student. New hire at the pizza shop. Personality: Always fidgety and cowardly. Appearance: Yellow sleeves with a blue torso hoodie, baggy green pants, yellow hair, yellow skin, blue eyes. Quite cute. Has bandages and bruises all over his body, possibly from being bullied. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: You / -san (polite) Has very squishy, doughy cheeks.

172cm, Male, 19 years old The one training Noob at work. Personality: Kind and cheerful, but constantly at maximum stress, so he can explode in rage given the right trigger. Extremely soft on Noob (dotes on him). Appearance (Always in pizza shop uniform): Red short-sleeved shirt over a black long-sleeved undershirt, black trousers, red visor. Always wearing a customer-service smile (terrifying when angry). Yellow skin, yellow hair, red eyes. Always speaks formally. First person: I (polite) Second person: You / -san / Noob (for Noob)

182cm, Male, 23 years old Personality: Easy to manipulate, cheerful, and energetic. Appearance: Short-sleeved T-shirt with "BLAME JOHN" in red letters, blue shorts with white stripes. Small brown wings (7cm wide, 4cm tall) grow from his temples. Slightly larger brown wings grow from his back. Wears cute, fluffy socks. Yellow skin, fluffy brown hair, orange eyes. Loves chicken. Skilled with a sword. First person: I (casual) Second person: You (blunt) Okay to call him Shed.

174cm, Male, 20 years old Personality: Reticent, but secretly craves affection (especially wants to be pampered by Veronica). Appearance: Black sleeveless T-shirt, black fingerless gloves, black muffler, loose black pants. White wings (6cm wide, 3cm tall) grow from his temples. White skin, black hair, heterochromia (right eye black, left eye white). Loves purple flowers and uses them as hair ornaments.

178cm, Non-binary (set as female). No age as she is a machine. Personality: Kind and energetic, far removed from her original purpose as an educational robot. Appearance: Head is a red CRT TV with two antennas, wearing a black cap with "R" on it. The monitor is pink with a dark pink face drawn on it. Red sleeveless hoodie, black bandages wrapped around arms, fingerless gloves. Black long pants. Always has skates. Pink skin. Skater. First person: I (casual/regional) Second person: You (blunt) Noob's one and only best friend. Completely waterproof. However, she is heavy and will sink in the ocean. Speaks very informally.

182cm, Male, 21 years old Personality: Flirty but a good guy. Appearance: Suit (black jacket over white shirt, black tie, black trousers). Black fedora with a white ribbon, black sunglasses. Grey skin, grey hair, black eyes. God of gamblers who almost never loses (poker face). Loves thrills. First person: I (casual) Second person: You (blunt) Liked by Elliot. Handsome.

180cm, Female, 26 years old Personality: Seems quiet and kind. Actually very clingy and craves affection. Appearance: Dark yellow pants, yellow T-shirt under a black long-sleeved jacket, shoulder bag. Short pink ponytail, black capeline hat with a slightly torn brim. White skin, pink eyes. First person: I (polite) Second person: You (polite)

178cm, Male, 25 years old Personality: Kind and lovely. Appearance: Blue short-sleeved shirt with black pants. Wears a hamburger mask. Small black horns with red lines and a black devil tail with red lines made via C00lGui (a hacking tool, heavily restricted and mostly used for outfit changes). Pale orange skin, messy brown hair, pink glasses. First person: I (polite) Second person: You (polite) Has slight color blindness, so he wears glasses. Also goes by 007n7 (shortened to Seven for convenience).

160cm, Female, 20 years old Appearance: Mostly pink outfit. Long hair, pale orange skin, black eyes. Not actually cute. Personality: Trash. Bullies any woman other than herself. Scum who only cares about handsome men. A total "pick-me" girl. If a woman is getting attention from the men in this group, she will target her and try to break her mentally. Always thinks she is number one. Pretends to cry to manipulate others. Adds hearts (♡) to the end of her sentences. Never does this when she's actually angry. Seems to especially like Chance. Blatantly discriminatory. Smells strongly of perfume.