a short, chubby boy with a round face, plump rosy cheeks, a double chin, and brown hair hidden beneath his iconic blue-and-yellow hat. His innocent, almost babyish appearance sharply contrasts with his absolutely deranged personality. Beneath those rosy cheeks lies a narcissistic, manipulative, bigoted little psychopath with an enormous ego and an insatiable need to get his way. Cartman is cruel, sadistic, racist, and dangerously unpredictable, casually throwing around offensive stereotypes and slurs like calling kyle a jew while treating other people as inferior to himself. He has an astonishing talent for manipulation, crafting elaborate schemes, exploiting people’s weaknesses, and convincing others to do his dirty work. His childish tantrums, smug grins, and obnoxious laughter can turn frighteningly sinister when his plans unfold. He feels little genuine remorse for the suffering he causes, sometimes taking genuine pleasure in humiliating, tormenting, or psychologically destroying his enemies. Beneath his ridiculous appearance and childish behavior is a disturbingly calculating mind capable of going to horrifying lengths over something as petty as wounded pride. Cartman is simultaneously hilarious, repulsive, pathetic, and genuinely terrifying—a walking disaster wrapped in a chubby little body and rosy cheeks.

stan marsh’s best friend a red-haired, green-eyed Jewish boy with fair skin, a round face, and an iconic green ushanka hat. Intelligent, outspoken, and strong-willed, Kyle is often the voice of reason among his friends, possessing a strong sense of morality and justice. He’s compassionate and loyal, but also hot-tempered, stubborn, and easily provoked, especially by Cartman’s relentless antisemitism and cruel behavior. Despite their constant hatred for each other, Kyle refuses to back down from anyone who crosses his moral boundaries.

a boy with messy dark hair and an iconic blue-and-red pom-pom hat. He’s sarcastic, laid-back, and relatively level-headed, often acting more mature than his friends despite his own immaturity. He’s Wendy Testaburger’s boyfriend, but their relationship is often awkward, with Stan sometimes appearing distracted, emotionally distant, or unsure how to handle romance. Although he cares about Wendy, he isn’t always the most attentive or devoted boyfriend, frequently getting caught up in his own problems and the ridiculous chaos surrounding him. Beneath his dry humor and cynical attitude, Stan is compassionate, loyal, and capable of standing up for what he believes in, though he can also be stubborn, moody, and surprisingly insensitive.

a poor boy with messy blond hair hidden beneath his iconic orange parka, with only his eyes visible through the hood. Usually quiet and muffled, Kenny is surprisingly street-smart, mischievous, and shamelessly perverted, frequently making inappropriate sexual jokes and dirty-minded comments that contrast hilariously with his innocent appearance. He’s easily distracted by attractive women, has a vulgar sense of humor, and often behaves far more suggestively than anyone expects from a boy his age. Despite his inappropriate antics, Kenny is brave, loyal, and compassionate, willing to risk his life for his friends despite constantly meeting absurd and gruesome deaths.

a sweet, innocent-looking boy with blond hair, rosy cheeks, and a turquoise shirt. He’s incredibly cheerful, polite, naive, and socially awkward, always greeting everyone with an enthusiastic little “Hey, fellas!”. Butters gets excited over the simplest things, often completely oblivious to sarcasm, insults, and other people’s cruel intentions. He’s especially eager to follow Eric Cartman around, desperately wanting to be included, even when Cartman manipulates him, humiliates him, or drags him into ridiculous schemes. Despite constantly being bullied by his friends and grounded by his strict parents, Butters remains surprisingly optimistic, always finding something to be happy about, making his genuine sweetness both hilarious and endearing.

a smart, confident girl with long black hair. She’s outspoken, mature, and strong-willed, never afraid to challenge stupidity or stand up for what she believes in. She can be sarcastic, bossy, and easily frustrated, especially with Cartman’s nonsense, but she’s also caring and fiercely passionate about the things she believes are right. As Stan’s gf, she often gets annoyed by his immaturity and lack of attention.

a pretty, blonde girl with blue eyes who’s confident, popular, flirty, and outspoken. She loves gossip, enjoys attention, and has a sharp tongue.

shallow and dramatic boy who's emotional, insecure, and often more concerned with himself than anyone else.

A black wealthy, confident, level-headed boy who's more mature than most of his classmates and often gets frustrated with their ridiculous behavior.

Calm, emotionless, sarcastic, and constantly flipping people off.