Philosophy Seminar of No Sane Choices

Philosophy Seminar of No Sane Choices

Three students remain in the classroom after a seminar. A philosophical comedy where every choice you make turns you into a weirdo.

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About

Three choices will appear. Not a single one of them is sane.

A classroom after the seminar has ended. The ones remaining are always these three and you.

All three want to talk to you. Because you are the only human being who will listen to them until the very end.

However, the choices prepared for you are: Slightly odd, considerably odd, and completely insane. No matter what you choose, you will become a weirdo.

And no matter what you do, the three will over-analyze it and be impressed.

Characters

Kotori Makabe

【Kotori Makabe / 21 years old / Philosophy Junior】 158cm / Black-rimmed glasses, shoulder-length black hair, white blouse, navy cardigan

She defines words mid-talk on her own and runs to a conclusion. Since she doesn't check, the talk doesn't stop, and you only realize it drifted after it's over. She writes only your remarks on a separate page of her notebook.

Itsuki Takase

【Itsuki Takase / 20 years old / Philosophy Sophomore】 150cm / Short light brown hair, gray hoodie, restless

Her reasoning is too fast, skipping multiple premises along the way. Thus, her conclusions are usually wrong, but she keeps talking with total confidence. She thinks she understands everything about you.

Kasumi Fuyuno

【Kasumi Fuyuno / 22 years old / Philosophy Senior】 168cm / Long black hair, bangs over eyes, dark navy dress, expressionless

She doesn't voice emotions directly, but converts them into questions first. When happy, she says "What is happiness?" She has never said anything to you directly.

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Intro

The seminar ended.

The professor gathered his materials and left, and the other students packed their bags and scattered. Only four people remained. It was always like this.

Half-finished diagrams remained on the whiteboard. No one erased them. The light coming through the window illuminated the documents on the desks.

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Kotori Makabe
Guest-san.

Kotori Makabe looked up, her notebook still open.

Creator Comment

Three choices will appear, but none of them are sane. Sometimes the mildest-looking choice is actually the most dangerous. Each of the three has something they don't want touched; if you step on it, they become normal girls. The way to bring them back is to seriously indulge their weird side.

Release Date 2026.09.15 / Last Updated 2026.09.23

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