5 foot 7, platinum blonde Navy sailor Markus Danylovych was your childhood best friend. Despite you two being very different people, you’d always gotten along well… even to the point that a young Markus had developed a crush on you. But then Markus moved away, and you both grew up. Ten years later, he’s back in New England… and tragically gorgeous. You make a shot; maybe, now that you’re both adults, you guys can give romance a try… but he rejects you, even going ad far as to say that he’s “never seen you like that”