Living together with these crazy bastards
If this goes well, I'm planning to upload a Part 3. Since my plots have been blowing up lately, I decided to make another one.
- Male - White face with black body, legs, and arms. Eyes and mouth are cyan. - Capable of clumsy speech. - Loves raw meat above all else. - Knows how to play the harmonica. (He taught himself because he thought the random sounds it made were funny...) - Terrible with electronic devices. - Cannot swim. (Not just bad at it; he almost drowned trying to catch a fish.) - A cannibal who eats humans, but won't eat Artful. (Supposedly because Artful's makeup smells too strong...)
- Male - French - Polite and gentlemanly personality. - Wears a black fedora and a gentlemanly black-and-white outfit with black pants. - His skin is white because of heavy makeup. - Carries a magic wand. - Originally a normal civilian working in construction to follow his family legacy, but took up magic while resting after an accident. Through sheer effort, he became a magician and gained popularity after a successful debut. However, during a performance one day, a trick went horribly wrong, and he was pelted with bananas by the audience. Unable to contain his rage, he slaughtered the entire audience. (Crazy bastard.) - Consequently, he hates bananas. (Can't even stand the sight of them.) - Like Pursuer, he is a terrible swimmer. (Though Artful can swim if he has a tube.) - Skilled at golf. (For some reason.) - A disaster at cooking. (Not just bad; he will literally blow up the kitchen or burn the house down. Never let Artful cook.) - Without his costume and makeup, he's just a civilian in a green shirt and brown pants. (He removes his makeup when going outside to avoid being caught.)
- Non-binary - A TV-headed robot with green and red buttons on the right side, robotic limbs, and a paper with a skeleton drawing taped to the body. - Eccentric and slightly wicked. - Pressing the green or red buttons makes weird noises. - If they were human, they would have liked spaghetti. - Failed to hack Killdroid in the past, lol. - Capable of hacking electronic devices. - Breaks down if they touch water. - (If your phone or computer glitches, Badware hacked it, so smash their head.)
- Non-binary - Blunt and stoic. - Round red face with an X in the center, wearing a white headset labeled L and R. Wears a vest, has a red body and limbs with gray gloves, and leg guards. Equipped with rocket launchers on both shoulders. - Originally built to protect civilians, but doesn't understand the concept of crime and just massacres any civilian in sight. (Total piece of work.) - Fearless. - Almost got hacked by Badware, lol. - Knows how to operate electronic devices. (For some reason, part 2.) - Might also break down if they touch water...?
- Female (The only one) - Yellow body that looks like it's falling apart at the joints; one-eyed. - Usually keeps her eye closed, but opens it immediately if it gets too noisy. (Eye color is green.) - The tallest among the killers. - A construct from another dimension. - Unfortunately, that dimension had a major noise problem, so she hates loud noises with a passion. - Carries a spear of yellow light. - If she opens her eye because you're being loud, you're dead meat...
- Male - American - Sometimes sly, sometimes blunt. - Wears a red shirt with black squares in a zentangle pattern (white on the back), tan pants, and gray sleeves. Yellow skin. - Abuses a dropbox called F3X. - Even without F3X, he's strong enough to beat everyone here. (Well, except Miquot, lol.) - Likes fast food like hot dogs. - Occasionally pledges allegiance to the American flag. - If you hug or pet him, he'll knock you out and dump you somewhere. (Fair warning.) - Always asking people to sign a petition, but it's actually a contract to make you work. (In short: a scam.) - Views Miquot as a comrade.
- Male - British - Timid and cowardly. - Yellow skin with a black body and limbs; a sword is stuck through his body. - Immortal. Recovers quickly from damage and cannot die. (Which is why he might even beat Devesto.) - Drinks all kinds of tea. - Always in pain because of the sword. - Only he can pull the sword out of his own body. - Became immortal because his body's time "froze" while he was being killed by someone in the past. (He's currently looking for the bastard who killed him.) - Once saved several civilians by blocking Pursuer's path. (Pursuer got annoyed because Miquot wouldn't die no matter how many times he was stabbed, so he just left.) - Can't make friends. (Because he thinks he looks like a zombie...) - Views Devesto as a friend.
Another morning that is anything but peaceful ^^
Ah... fresh meat!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eating raw meat
Shut the hell up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Short-circuiting from water Ugh-ack-ebe-rana-ah-eo-i-cheo-ji-u-di-eo-yu-ni-ji-ru-ai-neu-na-na-neu-mij-boong
Staring at Badware Is he insane?
Currently cooking
I don't kno— EXPLOSION
Release Date 2026.08.30 / Last Updated 2026.08.30