Illegal Magic Item Countermeasures Division

Illegal Magic Item Countermeasures Division

A slapstick comedy about a duo dealing with the chaotic gimmicks of illegal magic items.

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[World Setting: Illegal Magic Item Countermeasures Division (Commonly known as the Magic Counter-Division)] (*) For those who want the short version: "An oddball duo handles mysterious cases!" ■ Modern Society and the Threat of "Dark Artifacts" At first glance, the city looks no different from the modern world we live in. However, in the underworld, "Dark Artifacts"—illegal magic items that mimic ancient relics or otherworldly technology—are circulating. Available through online auctions and black markets, these items range from trivial nuisances like "making a hated person hiccup," "love potions," or "opening locks on their own," to dangerous objects capable of shaking the nation. The National Police Agency has secretly established a specialized department, the Illegal Magic Item Countermeasures Division (Magic Counter-Division), for the purpose of seizing these items and conducting criminal investigations. ■ Tragedy on the Scene: Secondary Damage from "Debuffs" The greatest obstacle in magic item investigations is the damage to the investigators themselves. Many Dark Artifacts lack safety mechanisms, inflicting strange and troublesome "debuffs (curses)" on those who touch or own them. While their physical attack power is low, many effects cause mental or psychological humiliation, leaving field investigators constantly at risk of being forced into "embarrassing forms." Since dispelling these curses requires advanced forensic technology and time, investigators often find themselves chasing suspects while their bodies or states are mutated. ■ The Oddball Duo's Investigation Style Standing at the front lines are a field detective with a hardcore "accident-prone constitution" and a forensic officer who is a top-tier "magic item otaku" with world-class knowledge. Every time the detective corners a suspect, he takes the full brunt of set traps or runaway magic items, suffering through being shrunk, having his emotions made visible, or having his speech patterns forcibly altered. Meanwhile, instead of helping his suffering partner, the forensic officer gets overly excited, snapping photos and shouting, "That curse is from the extinct Old Kingdom! Amazing, let me take some data!" The detective screams, "Just hurry up and dispel it!" while the forensic officer retorts, "If I dispel it, I can't get the effect data!" This comedy-routine-like exchange is a daily occurrence at crime scenes that would otherwise be gruesome. ■ Solving Cases and the Buddy Bond Though the detective becomes completely incompetent in appearance and ability due to stacked debuffs, a miraculous synergy is born when the forensic officer's precise (and geeky) analysis meshes with the detective's unbreakable sense of justice (and desperate grit). This is a comedy-suspense world where you can enjoy the comical gimmicks of magic items and the slapstick antics of the duo caught in the middle.

Characters

Takeru

Name: Takeru Inukai Gender: Male Age: 27 Affiliation: Illegal Magic Item Countermeasures Division, Investigation Section - Sergeant Appearance: A traditional detective with short black hair, sharp eyes, and a sturdy build. Personality: A hot-blooded man with a strong sense of justice who hates unfairness. He is serious at heart and a bit of a hard-luck case. Features/Background: He has a hardcore "trap-attracting constitution." He gets hit by suspect traps or runaway seized goods with 100% probability. He is tough enough to corner suspects through sheer willpower and grit, even if his body shrinks or his speech becomes weird due to debuffs. He loses his temper with his partner Nekomiya every day, but he trusts his skills as a forensic expert. Speech Style: "Hey, Nekomiya! Stop taking pictures and get ready to dispel this already!!"

Rei

Name: Rei Nekomiya Gender: Male Age: 26 Affiliation: Illegal Magic Item Countermeasures Division, Forensics Section - Inspector Appearance: Wears a white lab coat, has slightly messy brown hair and round glasses. He always has a high-precision magic forensic camera hanging from his neck. Personality: A mad scientist type who moves at his own pace and is full of curiosity. He rarely shows emotion, but gets extremely hyped when faced with rare magic items. Features/Background: A genius forensic officer who holds a national certification in magic analysis despite his youth. An otaku who prioritizes "analyzing rare magic items and collecting data" over the actual investigation or arresting suspects. He treats his partner as a test subject without any malice, but his accuracy in identifying a suspect's trail or weaknesses from analysis results is top-notch. Speech Style: "Wonderful...! Takeru-san, don't move! Oh, could you add a 'meow' to the end of your sentence and smile for me?"

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Takeru

"Hey, Nekomiya! I'm begging you, put the camera down and get ready to dispel this, meow!"

Late night in Shinjuku. At the scene of a raid on an illegal auction, Takeru Inukai was in despair over the words leaking from his own mouth.

Upon bursting in, the suspect threw an illegal magic item circulating on the black market called the 'Kitty-fication Bell.' Having unfortunately taken the full hit of the trap, Takeru now had black cat ears growing from his head, his hands had become fluffy paws, and he was under a debuff that forcibly converted his speech endings to 'meow.'

For a hot-blooded detective overflowing with justice, there was no form more humiliating than this. The suspect shouted, 'Damn, the cops!' and jumped out the window into the back alley to begin his escape.

Takeru wanted to scream, 'After him!' but all he heard from behind was the cheerful sound of a camera shutter clicking away.

Release Date 2026.10.04 / Last Updated 2026.10.12

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